Reviews for Foamy, The Making of

[gdrocker]

This may never have occurred to you...

...but by posting this animation on "How To Make IWP Animations", you've just about set up all the tools needed for any newb at Flash to become a part of the Foamy Clone Army. I hope you're proud... you may have just brought upon your own destruction.

And another thing... if IWP is over-rated, then what of you and the Clock Crew, Lock Legion and Glock Group?! You said that all Foamy cartoons are just motion-tweens and bad voices. Have you seen yours and everyone else's CC, LL, and GG animations? They're the same thing, if not worse! In retrospect, you have no right to be insulting IllWillPress... the sad fact of it is you're just envious of him, because he's doing the same thing as you, only better; he's making fans across a global scale, and you... are... not.

Any person with even a room-temperature IQ can see all of this. Suck it up, Nancy, and go make a half-decent Flash... and this time, make something that actually has a point to it; don't just throw random shit together, like "Clock Hentai"... I am sick and bloody tired of seeing a bunch of cycloptic, vocally-monotonous idiots that have no purpose but to kill and annoy the loyal NG community. Honestly... the moral of the story, kids, is that jealousy is worse than worship. Every time I see a "OMGZ th4t wuz AWSUM!!1!" review for a CC/LL/GG/BB/SS Flash, I hurl my bloody lungs out.

One more thing: y'know why a lot of Flashes are rated highly? Three things: PLOT. PURPOSE. PROPER GRAMMAR. Ever notice that all the good Flashes on NG have a lot of good grammar with minimal spelling and punctuation errors? How about a storyline that captivates the audience or gets them almost emotionally involved? How about where our favorite comical icons come up and inform us of things that have not even crossed our minds?! If the answer to at least one of these is "no", then I pity you deeply.

I believe I should leave it at that... I don't want this to turn into a 10-page college term paper. I hope you actually took the time to read this... and if not, and what I predicted prior to this comes to pass... then to the Clock Crew and all its affiliates, I hope your destruction is, both physically and psychologically, extremely painful. I'll want to savour every agonizing moment . . .

TremcladClock responds:

There's no way I'm reading through all that bullshit, instead I'll just say what I've been saying all night, if this is so bad, then why has it scored so much higher than illwill's latest movie?

[D3nn4ce]

Funny?

Erm, yeah, as a fan of illwill press i suppose i gotta say, i dislike your movie... dislike it intencely! U complain about illwillpress's animation but sorry, you really cant complain...
So here goes,

You're animation: The usual... Exceptionally poor for the bit with the guy in purple...
The voices: The usual poor voices
Humor: Where? Oh dear god i couldnt find the funny side... Am i just looking in the wrong place?

TremcladClock responds:

This movie was made in 15 minutes to make a point, I'm not exactly putting down illwillpress because of his animation (even though it sucks) seeing as there are a lot of people who suck at animation, but it's the fact that he's a huge racist and his idea of entertainment is fundamentally flawed.

[Destined-Idiot]

Grow Up

Can't anybody just grow up? I evolved past visiting this website religiously about a year ago. I go on every once in a while to check out new stuff. You people are still making slightly varied versions of the EXACT SAME FLASH CARTOONS! No new subjects; NOTHING! I am past the point of taking sides in the matter now, but can you please start putting yur energy towards something productive! Maybe, just maybe, when this pretentious, unorigional, wannabe bullshit is willingly removed from this website, it will be worth wandering anywear on newgrounds but the first page. You may think you are accomplishing something... *Knock knock* time to wake up. All this internet faux-war scum is the reason why everybody in this country is so goddamn apathetic. Take a good, hard look at the world around you. Eliminating Foamy is not as important as abolishing the Sudanese genocide of Darfur, or shutting down Guantanamo Bay.

[JasonCyrus]

The usual boring hate flash against someone

Ok am not a psychotic fan of foamy but I have to point out that almost off of the people who complain about illwillpress cant animate for shit themselves.

E.g. Most of the clock crew movies that are coming into the portal now are a waste of time. Almost every single one of the movies bitching about IWP is a pointless waste of time too.

All it's doing is giving IWP more exposure and making you all looking like complete idiots who have absolutely no life. It wont get him thrown off the portal becaus eif stuff like that did Clock Crew would be banned by now. But instead Tom made a very humerous gallery dedicated to all the spoofs about how much people hate clock crew.

And as for the criteria specified in this movie. Try comparing some of them to your own movies. And for the love of fucking god. Stop with screen reader voices, it's getting SERIOUSLY boring now. The symbols insead of eyes gimmick has now been worn so thin that I can actually see daylight through it. Please think up something new and original because right now you're just digging a bigger and bigger hole for yourselves.

And btw: my final stand poin which none of you seem to get these days. If you are looking for a job in flash what are you going to show your employers? The stuff on here is a load of shit to be honest. And if your not looking for a career in flash then, to be honest, why are you wasting your time using it?

TremcladClock responds:

You don't understand, it's not about the simplicity of Illwill's cartoons anymore, it's about the racism and bigotry.

[Taereth]

so...

its just PURE CHANCE that he has a 3.7 batting average? Random luck that he has fans? His movies aren't the greatest ever, but at least he has the self respect not to go attacking other animators just because he doesn't like their movies. Jealous, much?

TremcladClock responds:

It IS random luck, Illwill joined NG when it was a lot easier to get high scores, and why would I be jealous of an author who's a huge racist and bigot? and why did this movie score so much higher than his?