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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Kinda good...

I like the whole thing with killing Jesus, because I don't like the guy. I hate him. But the game was actually pretty boring because he always yells the same thing. And the music should have been more evil sounding...Something like Cradle of Filth - Lustmord and Wargasm or somethin... Otherwise, good job.

Not that great

Meh. I'm a christian, and I'm not terribly offended, but I don't think it's all that good a game. Sound was all the same - and it would've been nice to pick where to "Crucify Jesus" instead of a rotation. I did like how you warped the bible quotes though. If nothing else, this has good shock value.

FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

Well, hell is funny. Anyway, Jesus was just some drug addict. They proved it. to quote from "Steven Hawking Kills Christians: "okay jesus freaks. It's time to die"

It was great!!!

THis was wickedly funny so fuck those weak of heart.

geez u ppl need to lighten up

well,im christian here and im pissed off about all these whiny bitchy christians making christians look like pussies. i really do wish people wouldnt take things so seriously ITS A FUCKING JOKE! HELL,IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE,EVERYWERE, 24 7! like for example,that castlevania movie on newgrounds were you had to beat jesus,i cant believe so many damn people whined about that,it was funny,and jesus was damn hard!lol i seriously wish these little whiny losers wouldnt atleast give good movies bad scores cuz they dont like it,damn that pisses me off,i wish more people could rate movies on QUALITY,not if there offended or not. well,having that off my chest,some of the sounds were...um...interesting,and it did have alot of interactivity,and that was one weird lookin jesus,so you know its gotta get a pretty good score,it would have gotten a 5 for gettin repetitive,but i guess the number of quotes knocked it back up