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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Whoops

I accidentaly posted this review on your Dress Dubya game. Sorry about that. Here's where it *really* goes.

Right off the bat: I am a Christian, but I fancy myself to have a good sense of humor. I wasn't really offended by this so much as bored. The first few times I tried to play this game, I had a few moral issues, but I decided to play the game before passing judegment on it.

I'll say, it was kind of funny. Not knee-slapping hilarious, but it gave me a few chuckles.

It mostly sucked, but whatever. This was probably one of your first games, so yeah. Whatever. I'm not going to go all preachy because you obviously don't care about the opinions of religious people, but I will say this: be careful what you put on the internet, because you never know who you might offend.

Funny Reviews!

The reviews of this game were a lot more entertaining than the game, I suggest reading them all! As for the game, who cares if it's Jesus or Hitler or Mother Teresa? It's just a game. I enjoyed the liberal interpretations of scripture, they were enlightening. The artwork could be a little more refined - I have nothing against cartoony but Jesus could have been a little more...crucifiable.

I also find hilarious the threats and abusive language from the Christian camp. Way to love the sinner but hate the sin, hypocrites!

Not Christian at all but...wow this is bad

More interactivity would have been nice.

It's kind of like those movies (or games, BMX XXX comes to mind) that are made just for the sake of being controversial without any real good work put into them. There could have been choices on what to do, rather than just 'click, screaming,stabbing right hand bible quotes, next, click screaming, stabbing left hand, random bible quote, next, etc' it's uninteresting and the extent of it is about four clicks than then you're done. I would've liked to see just general more effort put into it if you're going to poke fun at anything.

This just really screamed to me 'I did this just to see how many people would get mad'
It seems quality took a back seat to shocking as many people as possible...

Meh. Crap.

Well, I don't really care about being offended, but there was so much more you could have done. What about Jesus being flogged? and having the crown of thorns put on his head? And the trip up Calvary Hill?

This is so dull.

meh..

im catholic and it was fun but extremely short and repetitive..bleh