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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

eh...................

it was decent, nothing special, although the explanations of the quotes was kinda funny

Decent, to say the least.

Interesting. It's nice to see that Christians have lost the entire sense of their faith. Not the whole group of Christians that have reviewed this piece were negative, but I saw far more people claiming to be Christians using profanity, and condemning the filmmaker; something Christians are not supposed to do.

On the game itself. The graphics were alright... not something I'd pay to see, but, decent. The sounds were bad... unoriginal, and repetetive. Interactiveness, there was little to none in it... Overall, 3, due to it's lack of actual gameness. This was merely a movie to click at.

Now, back on the religious side. I'm not Christian, nor am I an aethiest, or any main-stream religion. I found this humoring, due to the filmmaker's interpretations of the bible's quotes. And, since the bible is a book written too long ago for any rational conviction of realism, all we can do is interpret it.

The thing I don't get about Christians, is if all they wanted was to escape persecution and the like, why are they so quick to persecute others who oppose what they believe?

when will you learn

you sit here and you complain about a game that clearly states of its coldheartedness, but your curiosity still overwhelmed the lot of you to look at this game. I am a christian and as one you have to learn to accept others oppionions you have to also learn to adjust with the time frame that we're in there is no need for empty threats after all your only feeding your inner hatred and as self proclaimed christians the last thing you need is to hold hatred or malice to somebody else. and for those of you who are angry relax its only a game they're quoting a book written by man not by god himself. this is my first post and i decided to join newgrounds because of your ignorance. you can scream and shout all you want but im shure there were thousands of people who proclaimed themselves to be christians around the time of noahs arc thinking they had the honor and ability to. say who is going to hell and who is not. I may be a 17 year old boy but my knowledge of this world exceeds most older men. just observe whats going on dont be like me and be consumed by your own hatred, your all making fools of yourselves and are acting like primitive beasts....sigh im no better but why? learn to look at life from all angles not just your own.

Not very clever

Not much to speak of in terms of art style or animation. The interactivity is pretty minimal as well, since it really didn't matter where you clicked. Actually this probably would have been a bit funnier playing it straight as if it were really a toy for Christians rather than putting in your thoughts on the verses. Especially since most were pretty obvious and not very clever.

.. this site is for games and videos. this is full of hypocritical bias and links to a site that shouldn't even be allowed to exist.

oh by the way, ever looked at the sun? it hurts the eyes right? god is effectively the sun. and no, sunscreen will not work. I've tried.

a nice attempt at trolling but you could do better.