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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

good clean fun


great stuff you get to crucify him loads before he starts repeating himself.


(first apologies for the lengthy political/religious crap at the end but usually its only peopl on the side of religion that put toether a reasonable argument so I thought I'd give them something to think about !!!)
so funny how the people who hate this are the biggest hypocrites of all. read some of the bible qoutes.

as for saying this site shouldn't have offensive, discriminative shite on it. I think you might find the people that can make *fun* about stuff like that are the people who generally aren't racist/sexist/whatever-ist.

wasn't one of the qoutes "thou shalt not shag thy own sex" (ok I'm paraphrasing). Im not gay don't condone it, disgusts me but I don't write what is effectively propoganda saying its wrong and market it as 'the holy word of god'. Listen to yourselves. I don't beleive in god/jesus/religion per say but I would define myself as what christianity is supposed to represent - a generally rounded 'good' person. So I like sex/horror/fucking swearing. Doesn't mean I harm anyone, cos I'm not weak minded so's I can't seperate truth from fiction, and what greater work of 'fiction' is there than the good book if you read it literally - wake up (especially catholics) its a fucking extended metaphor.

Thats the fucking word !

That was heartily amusing...

Frankly I think all the people who get offended by this can go screw themselves. It wasn't supposed to be nice.

Anyway, I really liked what you did here. Granted the graphics could be a touch better and there could have been more dimension to it but overall it was the message that I loved.

I'm really glad you had the guts to make something like this. It is ironic how the Bible manages to undo itself from every angle. Oh well. Great work!

JESUS HAD IT COMING

Amusing but it needs to be spiced up a little. It's a good example of how context can vary depending on your interpretation. Kind of makes me think about how stupid most religions are. Well maybe they do have some good points but they are often easily manipulated to some peoples questionable ends.
Anyway, poke Jesus= funny.

Funny

Dude, bool: It's not a bad thing to not like Christians. Christians don't like Satanists, but that's not seen as bad. It's all one view against another so shut the fuck up and go about your life. Good job on this game by the way. Funny stuff when the Bible contradicts itself.

its only a game dammit!

its a fun game but u Religious people need to realise that it is only a game then again u cant really expect someone who beleaves in virgin births and turning water into wine to have a good grip on reality now can u.
do any of you have a probs with any other killing games on this site?
it wasnt just Jesus who was crucified it was a common thing bak then but not any more so get over it it is just a game.you can beleave in what you want 2 but noboday made you play the game.