Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[Ekdikos]

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LoL the eye plucking and iron chariot comments. I enjoyed your scripture comments, and I would definitely enjoy more of the like... The whole crucify Jesus thing didn't sit well with me, though... God or no God, seems like Jesus was a pretty cool dude. How would you like it if we chopped up Ghandi or Kennedy. Those are two folks you people like and respect, right? Of course, I guess like and respect aren't really in it for you, lol. Anyway, loved poking at the scripture, abhorred poking at Jesus, and the balance between the two was all off.
I would, however, love to see a rape Ghandi game for the mature section. Hahaha. Imagining him saying "an eye for an eye will make the world go blind" while you skull F*** his ripped up eye sockets with a baseball bat... Much more interesting than crucify Jesus. Better shock value too, which is obviously all you were really going for. But I guess the Christians get all the good haters...
anyway,
3/10 for funny comments on scripture, which, admittedly, made me laugh.

[Uleaveinpieces]

Pretty boring...

...dude you need to add some more options to it to make it more addicting.

[smokingstar]

You shouldn't do this to Jesus

I mean Mexicans have enough hard ships to deal with.....oh wait the guy from the bible, fuck him. I could care less that this is about some fictional character, but it's still not that good. Would be better if it was like that Torture game but with jesus.

[dhfhs2]

Boring.

making fun of religion is never a funny joke -_- lame.

[MushmouthTB]

Observe.

So, I don't particularly care about the anti-christian themes and all that, so I'm not going to mention them in my review. The thing is, the game just isn't any fun, or any good for that matter. It would seem to me that this is little more than an attempt on your part to vent out your own frustration towards Christianity, which really is pretty immature. Aside from this, I mean come on, all you do is click Jesus a few times, hear the exact same "FUCKFUCK" audio each time, and then click the spear. So, beyond the fact that this is obviously an attempt to vent your own feelings, the game just isn't fun to play. I gave you a 3 here because, well, obviously you at least took the time to put this thing together.