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You have a warped view of christianity. Every verse you mock is taken out of context. I'm sure I could find a letter you have written and pick and choose sentences from it to say whatever I wanted. I urge you to reconsider your position on Christianity, and for the love of whatever you find holy, don't base your opinion on modern american christian culture, because most things you find wrong with it I'll probably agree with, but you'd be missing the point... try reading CS Lewis's Mere Christianity.