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as a non believer i thought it would be fun and if it had been carried out properly it would have been.. but it wasnt..
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
interesting
I liked the concept.. although it would have been better if you could interact more, like shoose where to crucify jesus:) ... and to the person who reviewed before me.. If you dont like it.. you shouldnt have viewed it :P
Boring...
I'm not some freaked christian or anything but if you're gonna exploit christianity do it right. Looks like someone was trying to make one of those interactive flash gadgets but can't. Very dull.
Outside of offensive, this game has NO value
Meh.
Forgetting offensive, which I'm sure you've heard, this game is just... well... pretty bad. I'm glad you only spent three hours on it, but couldn't that time have been better spent... I don't know... scooping out your brain through your ear with a spoon?
I mean, the ONLY thing it does is make fun of christianity, and not even in any original way... "H'yuk, H'yuk, looky at 'da funnie cat'licks!!"
Yes I know I just made fun of white trash the way you made fun of christians, but I didn't spend three hours making a boring game out of it.
Where to begin
Political, social or religious views aside, I've played the game and based my review on that.
The game itself is repetitive, and doesn't really have what I'm looking for in a game. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's heard the "ahh fuck fuck" .wav about a million times at this point, and hearing it repeated over and over again certainly didn't make me wistful.
You probably could have scored more points with people even if you'd simply made the game bloodier, instead of just small red scribbles across the body. Also, in terms of pertinence, though I'm not a Christian myself, it would seem that Jesus would have spoken in his voice, and not the voice of the old testament.
Picky? Probably. However, the game should stand on it's own merits, which I'm afraid to say are lacking.
Still, it loaded, which is better than a lot of things I've stumbled across on the portal.
Audio: 1
Graphics: 3
Gameplay: -1
Chuckle factor: 0