that was crap
that was the worst thing i have seen on this yet i mean crucifying jesus and all he says is fuck over and over again isnt really funny. and i agree with the first guy dont return to newgrounds.
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
what a shithead
who ever made this game is going to hell, but hey, who cares, so are all of us, isnt it true???
anyway it is pretty crap as you cant reaqlly interact, and it gets boring after one click. so it is like my left nipple. SHIT.
Interesting, but it may offend the humourless:P
Now I am a christian, but this didn't offend me...too much.:).
I love god, and the whole crucifixtion thing, but god didn't exactly tell us we couldn't make fun of him.
I mean, if god saw some of the reviews made by "Christians" on here, he'd probably tell em' to go lighten up about 3 times over.
People....it's a game. You people act like it's really jesus in the game, and that you're really crucifixing him.:(
Plus, the quotes are from the bible, and anyone is free to interpret them in any way he/she wants to. God did not tell us, in the good book, that the bible was for christians only.
Plus, how are we supposed to know the true interpretation of these writings? The authors have been dead for thousands of years, and the best we have are some old geriatric(No offense) priests who weren't even around during jesus's day to ask him what so and so meant.
The worst of it is, every christian thinks that he/she is in the "correct" religion, which is ok. bUt then they also believe that other religions are "False" because they teach differently than ours does.
IMHO: All the mainstream religions (Judiasm,Christianity,Islam,etc.) have some form of truth to them, and NOT one of them has the whole story straight. Think of IT: why would god allow so many religions if we weren't at least all partially right?
P.S.:The bible is full of small fallacies, like how moses lived to be like hundreds of years old, in a land where the life expectancy was around 45 or so.
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penguithief said it
its not thts its not funny its just not fun.
Alright...
Before anyone asks: No, I did not like it. No, I am not Christian, and No, I'm not goung to rave and rant on how offensive and shocking this is...Which it is.
The animation itself could use some work. But, it was a 3-hour game. The "quotes" and the red-outlined reactions was what saved you.
But really, you probably will get hatemail 9 out of 10 times...
and to anyone that reviewed this and screamed, "7H15 15 500000 0f3n51v3!": don't watch it then.