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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

It sucked

I dont know why you did that game it sucks its not even funny if you don't believe in jesus then tell me why the bible is still here after more than 2000 years. PLEAZ guys dont do that kind of stuff its that way some people will say newgrounds sucks. I'm saying that newgrounds sucks but I know you can think of games better than that. I still gave it a 4 but think about it.

Ummm....

it's not funny, there is hardly any interaction, the sound is agravating and well... it's just boring!

Uncool. Coming from an athiest comedien.

Even when I was a Christian I would admit I thought some of the things in this game was funny. Maybe I was one of the dudes with the good sense of humor. But dude some of this was really ignorant. Yeah the things you said were funny in some sense but still most of it was just plain judgement. Mostly based on the way you misread some of the sciptures and said that's how they're supposed to be read.

But this is just my opinion. I always thought when you're making a joke about something you shouldn't just go by how you saw it and go by how it really is. For example, a cow isn't a pig. And making fun of cows for going oink just makes you look stupid.

Unless you were making fun of Athiests and how we misunderstand Christianity so much.
Then I guess it's funny but it's tough to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.

Overall: It was funny, but some parts just seemed to preachy on your part. Like you were trying to make Christians look stupid. If you were trying to make US look close-minded and illogical you passed with flying colors.

Also, if you don't mind me askin, why do we Athiests take pride in believing nothing? Just something that's been on my mind for a bit. =/

Seriously...

Why did you make this? What did christian and catholic people do to you? I'm catholic but I didn't get offended, however I found this disgusting, boring and insulting to other catholic people.
By the way the animation wasn't good, neither the drawings and I hated the song.
I don't find a reason to do this, if you're atheist, great! But don't make fun of religion or any other thing that people may consider it as something big/important.
Conclussion: I didn't liked the flash and it's offensive to other people.
2/10
1/5

Voting details:
Voted 1: 1.64 / 5.00 (- 0.00016) :(

Note: This is my 1rst flash that I vote very low :( But I had to do it.
Note 2: Just don't mess up with ANY kind of religion.

***Pigeonmaster88***

Yeah, this was really lame. The artwork doesn't hold up. Hey, we got lots of great artwork from the Renaissance period from Jesus! The music was alright. It reminds me of all the anti-Pokémon stuff here. Pokémon is practically a religion.

I'm more offended by people making fun of that than Jesus some times. It's just the same audio. You say scripture tells you to give me all your stuff. It's called SHARING. I guess the whole thing isn't more offensive than anything Doug Stanhope says.