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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

nice scriptures

i dont know why people complain bout this the scriptures were hilarious, not bad brother

I'm alittle disturbed

Not by the game but by the people who have reviewed it. This thing was just a cartoon and yes it depicts Jesus getting crucified and stabbed with a spear but come on it's not like crucifiction was a NICE thing to do to people! And to all you "christians" who have said you will hunt down the author, that's not christian at all. Killing because some one has offended you does not make it a rightous murder. I think it's rediculous to kill in the name of god or budda or any other dietiy, they are all pacifistic... except the norse ones they were all about war and stuff... any way, unless you're going after this guy while following one of the norse/greek/roman ect. Gods of war then don't say you will hunt this man down. That's the great thing about america that we can do stuff like this. Does any one here honestly belive that JUST because you don't take Jesus into your life you burn in hell? What about all the third world countries we haven't even seen yet? Does that mean the good people who live there are doomed soley on cercumstance? It doesn't make since. I belive that as long as you live a good life, one being with out thieft, murder, rape, and so on, then why would your all fogiving GOD shun me for doing nothing wrong except not beliving in him? I've never raped or murdered any one, I used to shoplift as a kid but did that buy my ticket to hell? Tell me that? The whole thing about taking in jesus is not cool. I'm not saying you're wrong I'm just saying it's not the only way into Heaven.

Kick ass!

Open your doors heel cuz i'm on the way and i'm loving it.

I love the creator of this game

Because then you dork ass so called christians play the thing when you should be on a bible web site, then you get mad about it and say that the creator will burn in hell forever, which is yet another contradiction of what your fucking faith says! Good job to all you "religious right", your reviews remind me just how dumb the sheep still are.

LOL RIGHT ON!!!

Yes f*** jesus everyone. I liked it when i stabbed the nails into his shrivled up piece of shit body.