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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Eh....it was kinda boring.

Well....I'm what you might call a "Christian".......sort of. but I'm not easily offended. The reason I didn't like this game was because I thought it was boring. All you could do is hammer spikes and spear him.

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it is kinda funny

try making something to be funny and purely that, no other easily visible motives, by the way atheism is a religion, and not a philosophy agnostic is a philosophy, so keep the two in their proper place. Oh and by the way the pharisees and sadducees tried to dig at jesus, and they were smarter, they were more clever, and they had more resources and skill, but guess what they couldn't do it, and he is not even taking a semi-not really-interested look at this impotent attack at him. so nah

Okay

First and foremost... fucking great idea!

Secondly, you could actually have it go further then just having Jesus on the cross. Have him being whipped and then carrying the cross to Golgatha.

Also, if people are pissed off because this offended them then they should not have watched this. Simple as that.

Another thing I think would be good, is have him actually reading the scriptures, or show the devil nailing him down.

Anyways, good idea and I hope it offends many more Christians and Jews to come!

dear god- pun intended

this was...strange. it was kinda funny to read the little comments that were from the "bible" but it had no point, truthfully. still cool though

eh i guess

eh i got bored after one try