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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

meh

to be fair you did clearly state that if u're gonna get offended by this then don't bother watchin it. and to the people who give abusive reviews. shut the fuck up. i mean why did u even bother watch and review this flash. and remember you as human animals have a freedom of choice, what i mean by that is, you can fuckin choose whether or not u want to watch this or not. and one more thing, it does say at the top...
"please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole."

Pretty good satire

The animations were decent, although admittedly, it got kinda boring after a while. There was a lot more that could have been used for this crucifixion flash, such as the crown of thorns. It was kinda funny to hear Jesus cursing in pain, though. Fairly decent overall.

Now, as for these Christians (of which I am one too) who apparently are selective in following their religion: I don't see why it is that people aren't able to laugh at their own religion. It's part of what makes a lot of Jewish people so great; they're probably the greatest source of anti-Semitic jokes. Also, I hope all of those "Christians" who said that this flash author is going to hell knows that not only are their reviews ironical, since they don't get to decide who goes to hell, but also in violation of the rules concerning reviews, and they're getting marked as being abusive.

COOL

thiswasnteryfun utsomehow it appeals to me...and god isnt real, ure delusions amuse me.

totaly agreed with the last rewiewer .

Yes totaly agreed...and i don't get the point of the game anyway...its not to do games like that about Jesus...

Hmm. Humorous.

I think religion, christianity in perticular, is pretty messed up. So I find this funny. This seems to contain a few quotes from the 'old' bible... I've seen a few elsewhere. As far as I know, the old bible said that the words in it were perfect, to never be changed. It also aproved of rape. Or one old version, anyway... I know it isn't complete crap. Oh, and, umm, I think it's pretty funny how people so blindly believe in such odd things.

Religious opinions aside, this could have used some better interactivity (like getting to choose which arm or leg you stab him in). Go.... What's your name again? Aaron Chapman. Yeah. Go Aaron Chapman and his defiance of christianity.