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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Poor guy.....for being part of this crap!

The only thing I really liked about this was the quotes and the things he says in response. I didn't get why no matter where you tried to nail him it didn't care and just went around in a pattern. It could have been really cool if they hadn't of fucked it up soo much.

Dissapointing

A game like this is a cesspool for morons of all walks of life. Christy morons who are all like, "NO THATS BAD SHAME ON YOU," and then there are the "n0 f00l g0d Eez DEd TahT wuZ tEh ShyT!!!" Either way, both seem to be missing the point: this is a boring game. I'm serious, you don't even get to pick where the nails go, you click Jesus, he yells, and it gives you a quote from the bible. Then you stab him with a spear and game over. Not very exiting. But I gotta say, reading the other reviews is like touring a mental hospital's worst ward. Why do the crazies only come out on animations like this?

ok

it was 2 short

Cast the first stone

Alittle boring ,but funny. I don't see why everyone is judging this. If I'm right Jesus said not to judge. And yet alot of people calling themselves Christians seem to tell you to go to hell alot.
They will all go to hell with that outlook on life.
If there is a hell.

Pretty funny idea but it didn't really work

The idea here was funny taking the piss out of quotes from the bible but it didn't really work that well as a game as it was just clicking on Jesus to see a bit of blood and then reading some text and I didn't find it that entertaining, i found some of the quotes funny though. Yous hould have had the bible quote that says it's a sin to go the toilet as I want to know what the quote in the bible is that says that as I keep hearing about that one, I believe it was even mentioned in The Simpsons once.