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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

good grief...

well, not much I can really say about this one. I think that long winded christian guy already sucked up all the air around here with his light christian scathing. but, everyones got thier own opinion. this one wasn't quite for me, and I gotta 'booooo' the bad use of Prodigy music in the background. Maby you can make one where we can change the soundtracks in the game? I'd personally love to nail my lord and savior in tune to the 'simpsons' theme, but then again, thas just my opinion...
7 *whap whap whaps* out of 10

lol nice

The quotes were really funny and kept me jabbing him for a good 7 minutes, woohoo. Now anyways though i dont really think people should be so offended by this... its a little game. i mean sure i dont believe in God or Jesus but still, its a bit funny christian or not. and has anyone noticed that the only people offended by this are level 1 and leave crappu reviews? (i cant really talk xD) and the only people like not offended leaving good reviews are level 9+ >.>

I have a new kinda game...

It was interesting, I like how Jesus smiles through the whole thing. I do agree with the fact that we could have done more with him then just three spikes over and over.
And for christians who got mad even though it says in the beginning it is, in fact, offensive, this is my retort: the bible is more violent then this game could ever be.
Here's a New Game Suggestion:
GODs Real Tournament (It could be rated as an educational game.)
The original game would include:
HESHBON
'At the time we took all his towns and completely destroyed them -- men, women and children. We left no survivors.' Dt.2:34
With mods for:
BASHAN
'There was not one of the sixty cities that we did not take from them--the whole region of Argob, Og's kingdom in Bashan. All these cities were fortified with high walls and with gates and bars, and there were also a great many unwalled villages. We completely destroyed them, as we had done with Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city--men, women and children.'
Dt.3:4
And then Ai:
'When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the desert where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it.' (Hm...if they killed all the men and returned to the city to kill all those who were left, that leaves who? That's right, women and children.)
Jos 8:24-26
And then Hazor:
(Hazor had been the head of all these kingdoms.) 'Everyone in it they put to the sword. They totally destroyed them, not sparing anything that breathed, and he burned up Hazor itself.'
With expansion packs for :
The the cities of the seven kings, Jos 10:28-40
The Midinites, Nu 31:7-8
The prophets of Baal, 1Ki 18:40
The worshipers of Baal, 2Ki 10:18-28
The sons of Ahab, 2Ki 10:1-8
The royal family of Athaliah, 2Ki 11:1
The inhabitants of Tipsah, 2Ki 15:16
and the Edomites 2Ki 14:7

Bible Verses Excerpted from Compton's Interactive Bible NIV

LOL

YES WE ALL GO TO HELL
EVEN THOSE WHO DO NOT SIN
MAT 3:67
SEE EVEN JESUS SAYS IT LOL

LOL I MADETHTAT UP BUT ITS KWL

Yup

If we're strictly speaking about games; this one is kinda "eh".

If we're talking about freedom of expression, this game would have gotten a 10, but I still felt obligated to rate it as a game.

For any past or future christians that actually clicked the link to play this game, you should really just walk away and think about your sins. Not only is it obviouly NOT in support of the christian faith, but there's actually a message BEFORE you click to play that states that christians should not play this game unless they have REALLY good sense of humor.