Funny
I happen to be christian and i found this mildly entertaining. It was'nt Great but it was ok
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
An excellent stress reliever
This is soooo wonderful for all those people who actually believe that the Bible is supposed to be taken literally.
I sincerely wish that Aaron (the Auth) decided to actually put in the "Bad" quotes in there just to really turn some heads. I hope he'll make a "Special Edition" or something like that to Fulfill it.
Graphics, sound, and Interactivity are beside the point here. I don't think this is a Final Task on those grounds, but who cares? This movie more than makes up for it in originality, violence and humor.
Great work!
nice
I'm a christian and i actually found this game funny. I have never seen anyone point out those funny sayings that I have kept to myself. But Jesus should have spilled not blood from his stomach when he died but water, or a clear liquid substance. Oh and, It would have been a ten if you hadn't have made his yell the "f" word after every click. Nice game overall. Any other christians who take this stuff seriously should be warned, and seek help. Take up another religion. I'm going to. Yeah I know i'm going to burn in hell but HEY I WASN'T EVEN BAPTISED OR ANYTHING BUDDHISTS HAVE IT WAY BETTER! IF THE CATHOLICS ARE MORE EASY GOING THEN YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!!! AND THATS HARD TO SAY!
not bad
not bad. but it needs some better music such as:
Craddle of Filth: (pick any of their songs)=P
Maralyn manson: Lamb of God
Slayer: Darkness of Christ or God send Death
and anyh black metal band
and for the "christians", some enlightened people you are resorting to (and i qoute):YOU MOTHER FUCKIN COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U PUT ANOTHER GAME ABOUT KILLING ANY GOD I WILL MOTHER FUCKIN BAN YOU FROM THE FUCKIN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 NOW GO SUCK YOUR DADSN BALLS YOU MOTHER FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats sounds like the language out of a 14-year-olds mouth. resorting to all the old curses.
but i am curious, if god is so powerful can he create a rock so big that he can't lift it?
and with that last note i say farewell by saying"he who has no sin cast the first stone"
Lol
How is this racist? O.o Honestly, tell me.. I don't understand..
This was pretty funny.. should of been more detailed.
It was cool though. :)