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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Interesting....

This was an odd game, to say the least. Figured I would go into a little bit of detail, being most reviews are either 1 liners from religious zealots or 1 liners from nuts who just like controvercy.

OK, to start, the game itself isnt anything new. Basic click/responce flash game, and it was all pre-set (as in, no matter where you clicked, the game would hammer into whatever part it was set to hammer) with that said, lets move onto the game itself.

No doubt, your intentions were clear, you wanted to piss people off. I mean, heck, you knew the disclaimer wouldnt work, and all the 0 votes followed by the fanatical swearing (which is a sin you know, rather hypocritcal to scream "@%#& you! You're going to hell for that!!" when doing so will add up to your own hell sentence. Guess they only read whatever parts of the bible they wanted to) proves that. Then again, I dont believe in hell (unless we're talking about Diablo II, then i know its real) because all it is is a fear device used to control the masses (do what WE SAY or you go to hell, rather than do what IS RIGHT or you go to hell).

As for the humor of the game. Hammering Jesus wasnt exactly funny (ok...i chuckled the first to times, but it got dull after awhile) However, the satire on the Bible quotes kept me clicking. Those where what really made this game funny, when you think about how many lines like those are in the Bible, and how little sense they make.

So, in the end, you get a 9. Figure thats fair enough, I'm reviewing the quality of the game, not whether its offencive or not. The true critic is one who can review anything w/o personal feelings affecting their opinion.

fuck u christian fucks

dude, just keep doing what u do, don't mind what those christian mother fuckers say about the death of jesus isn't funny, down with religion

another goth dude

I love this game

I'll come back and play it every few months. So funny and so true. Just look at the history of the Catholic church sometime. The Popes corrupt it all the time. Found a site comparing the bible to the church, really interesting how different the two are. Anyways, love this game. If I wasn't an athiest, I'd still love it.

I love you...

And so, I'm sure, does Jesus, cos even that guy had a sense of humor, I'll bet. More so than poor, illiterate "slinking_ferret" anyway... "hey what motherfucker do u think u r how dare u make fun of jesuses death u dont deserve to be rd of your sins u should go to hell u mutherfucker screw u" Oh dear...

its true

dude..jesus said fuck...