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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

edutainment produced by the anti-Jack-Chick

Graphics are low-key, the sound track is repetitive and the humor is lacking. But that doesn't detract from the purpose of it, to educate about the most bought-least read book in history. This it succedes at admirably, everything else seems like a product of presenting it in the flash medium.

Man, Jesus sucks

Hey... that shit was funny! The Christian religion is so foolish... I mean, everything and EVERYONE gets mocked by someone eventually, and just because someone doesn't have the same viewpoint as you doesn't mean that they are evil or have no morals. I've never had a religion, and I am one of the best people you could ever have as a friend... People just take things too damn seriously!!! Lighten up, kids... if you don't like it, then don't watch it.

Oooh my God!

Oooh my God! This was so funny... Thank you for making this game, good people from no-god.com... it made my day :)

Religion:

I'm not here to bash anyone. I am not religious, not christian or anything along those lines. I'd just like to point out that most of the religious 'complaints' on the topic of this game are phrased as the following: "THERE IS A BIG DICK IN YOUR FACE"
Another favourite of mine is: "Ill Rape ur mothers pussy" This message sure does promote love and caring and everything else that Jesus is 'supposed' to stand for. Threatening to rape someone's mom...that's gotta be a sin.
All I want to say with this, is that if you want to get your message across, dont be a baby about it. Make an argument, state some facts, prove your point. Starting your message with the title "this wuz offencif" Isn't a great way to make ppl covinced that you have a worthwhile opinion.
Last but not least, the whole world isn't fucking christian you ignorant little fucks. In fact, I'm willing to be that most of the people on newgorunds are not christian...if not atheist then hindu, or jewish or something ELSE. Pull your head out of the sand and look around.
Peace.

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As a expression right defender,I am not gonna complain that it is offencive. As a flash movies/games lover,I say it's not the best realisation ever even if it's not the worst (I saw it took you only three hours at the very start). As a atheist,I am not going to support all the christians fellows. As a shitty humour lover,I say some lines are funny in a way you didn't expected. As a girl who don't like to attack people who have other believes than mine and who are different,I say you are a meanie and that is worthless. And as a girl who like to provocate sometimes,I can understand you had fun doing this and reading all the reviews from our dear pissed off christians fellows.
Have a good day in our politically correct world who burns the modern witches like you.