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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

funny shit, i jus reserved my ticket to hell

this is def funny, i give u a 10 in creativity, wuld have neva thought this up, im telling u, anyone who plays this is going to hell, wen he yells- i culdnt stop laughing, it sounds like something which i wont mention, cuz i think my gf wuld be pissed, but overall it was good, i wish there were more options tho, like throwing rocks at his head, or poking thorns at him, or jus crucifying all his body parts,lol, the game is sik tho- gotta love it

A game as funny as religion itself

Religion is on giant humorous organization. This game fits it wonderfully.

Are those real quotes from the Bible?

Pretty fuckin' sweet man! I have many Christian friends who should be forced to play this game! Like God says: "Obey me for i am EVIL!" MUAHAHA!!!

so helpful

that was so hilarious and helpful.I'll have fun in hell but it could have looked better.and good job at pissing them all of so badly it was even funnier reading the reviews.

I new it

i always new i was a good christian thanks to those quotes hahahaha gr8 game