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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

omg

if you people cant handle it dont play it. cant you handle a joke? this game is so fun.

These hours were useless

I'm not really religious and i'm not a christian, but this game is err... u know what i mean.

Oh God People, Take A Joke

SO what if he doesn't believe?
I don't believe. Does that make me a bad person?
You don't have to believe in God to be a Satanist.
It's not one or the other. Because, believe it or not, you don't have to believe in God OR The Devil.
I know. Hard for you to believe.
And all those who believe in God are doing a lousy job in showing it by writing crude comments on his behalf. If you actually read the bible, you'd know that God isn't all for the abusive and such towards others.
Treat those as you want to be treated.
Get some damn manners.
And if he really gave a damn what you thought, do you think this flash would still be up?

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Real constructive criticism:
I thought the animation was alright.
He should have said more things than the same voice clip over and over.
Should have been more blood considering it's a crucifixion.
Otherwise, pretty good. Entertaining enough.

loved it!!!

i acctually clicked enough to see all the quotes!!! cos they were wicked!!! tbh, i dont see how anyone can take offence to this, unless they deliberately seek offence...

by this, i mean u are not making fun of the crusifiction, merely exagertating the truth, he probably did scream little a woman, i know i would, i mean, having spikes driven through ur hands and feet would be a holy-lot of pain (see what i did there? :P)

also, the bibal quotes are quotes... there is nowhere in the bible that acctually says 'to be read this way!'

i can see where christianity comes from... they have some solid ideas, as does any religion (personally, buddhism is my prefrence (like religion is some kind of icecream flavour...)) but people who get too wound up on everything... its just pointless.

'G-d' (for those of the jewish faith ;)) created free will in order for us to do as we please, so why does any of us, no matter who we are, feel we have the right to tell others otherwise?

anyway, im finished, my rant is out the way... or a defensive speech, whatever... anyway, great game/ gadget/ thing that is entertaining!!! 10/10!! lol loved it!!!

"crucify-me! Jesus"

Nice game, I loved driving spikes into him. Although you could've make the area around his hands clickable instead of his entire arm.