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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Not very clever

Not much to speak of in terms of art style or animation. The interactivity is pretty minimal as well, since it really didn't matter where you clicked. Actually this probably would have been a bit funnier playing it straight as if it were really a toy for Christians rather than putting in your thoughts on the verses. Especially since most were pretty obvious and not very clever.

haha

The game itself is great! But there is even more fun to be had from reading the illiterate Christians reviewing this. lol Good work!

I am giving you a 10...

...only because I am completely against fanatism, in all religions,and I think it's nice to put people in their places...also,nice concept,could've been a lot better if you actually knew how to make a good joke...ah,by the way, misreading the bible is easy,so don't think that you made original jokes...

Awesome

The interpretations of the bible quotes were hilarious. The hammering of the spikes into Jesus/s arms and legs, finishing with the spear at the end, may have been a bit much though.

I am a Christian, by the way.

Anyone who looks at this and calls it trash merely because it pokes fun at the bible, I have two words for you. Grow. Up.

Best game ever

I'm a Satanist.

so yeah, lol.

Fuck Jesus!