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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

LOLLOLLOOLOLLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I checked my bible and all those sayings wrere genuinely in it!!!
great game, i gave it a 5. If you're a christian, don't write a review saying how crap this is. I'm christian and I stil enjoyed the game. Why can't you take a joke? If you don't even play and rate it low thn you are just a loser who has nothing better to do then critiscize people.

lol!! very funny

i read all the verse things or w/e the text was and i laughed at the little blurb you put under them! made me laugh!! something thatd really piss off the christians would be to put a monkey walking along the ground and slowly turning into jesus as the preloader!! that wouldve put this on another level of funny!! 5/5 10/10

Yeah...

The thing was great dude, I love the quotes and all, very well done, I just wish he didn't have to be so damn loud, jesus.. even Jim Cavie.... Cazvi.... Cavizeel.... Cah-Vee-Zel didn't scream that much... christ man!

Anyway, I had fun, good job. Way to piss off the Christians, kudos.

this sucked

It's not even an "I'm offended" thing--this just wasn't good. It's interesting how you seem more preoccupied with "being right" than just pissing off Christians. And for all of the inconsistencies in the Bible, which was written by many authors after all, your 1st two points are the height of hypocrisy. Yes, you admit to taking quotes out of context to serve your purpose, yet because those quotes are in the Bible they are true on their own; in other words, they were not taken out of context.

Trust me, I understand the maddening actions of so-called religious folks: "I love Jesus and I'll kill you if you disagree;" "God is one person...no God is 3 persons....shit....(first great schism in the Church);" "I'm a virgin, but I can still take it up the butt or in the mouth;" and so on and so forth.

Wasting your time with crappy efforts like this or crappy websites, that kind of fervor is almost...religious.

Hah!

I love those interpretations! Great work!