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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Pointless

Anybody can take any sentence and misunderstan it so that it seems something bad. Like
"A great toy for christian kids! Learn about the agonizing final hours of Jesus' life & gain valuable knowledge of the bible & Jesus' teachings" .
Jesus' life & gain? What's a jesus' life & gain? I don't get that. Oh, perhaps "gain" means "secret racoon fucking experience"! Yeah! There's no other explanation.
And by the way. I do not believe in God, then obviously not in Jesus. Anyway I don't understand why should I childishly conclude that Christ, Christians and all Christianity should die...Knowing that lots and lots of people could be reasonfully offended by this kind of thing. Like if you worship Daft Punk at the point you think your existance depends on them, I come and say they should bloodingly die and suffer, then I take every song they composed and turn it in "We are so assholes""we are cheap bastards". That would be quite sad. So moltiply that like a billion times and you get what a believer feels it this situations.

Beyond moralisms: Animation was simple tweening, the sound was just one over and over,the quotes were written small or big depending on how long they were, you could've at least enlarge the baloon,couldn't you.

Then, seems the game was nothing like well done, I suppose your intempt was just to insult Jesus...In whom you don't believe...Why?

Childishness

Emo piece of crap

Dude. thats just messed up ryt there.

man...

jeez idk whts rong but idk its just bad better luck next time though!

Intresting, however lacks in interactivity

It's not very good that you can basically click anywhere and crucify him.
Otherwise a nice and good Christian family fun,
Could you please make a toy about stoning:) like "Stone-me Judas"

ofensive

just plain offensive and not very fun or interactive