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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

I dunno whats funnier the game or the reviews

ahh this was a funny game and i love the way you made it so faries fall into the trap and go on about your just evil burn in hell god wont let you into to heaven etc.... err ok well their a little weird hey DON'T ENFORCE YOUR BELIEFS you gay arsed hippies godaaaam and i remember reading one fairy that was saying some shit like if you vote above a 0 i'll find out where you live and smack the shit out of you.... well for a start thats not a very church going attitude is it plus you probly couldn't even smack yourself.

on a final note...... did you know jesus was the son of a slut? his mum's husband gets home the back door slams so he goes WTF WAS THAT and she comes up with you wouldnt believe it an angle came and fucked me. have a good cry over that one

Pretty good not the best but ok

Pretty good but not good enough for my website or any of my friends but still good

That was funny as hell

The graphics and sound were poor, and the game itself was designed solely to offend ignorant bible thumpers, but some of the out of context bible quotations were funny as hell. Seriously, it's not worth playing. I could type out the funny lines instead and save the world the loading time as well as the critical reviews from the God-fearing Christians.

Awesome

That was fucking hilarious

That kicked ass.

That was great man! I hate all those stupid extremist religious people. I know. Im christian. And i have a few things to say:

1. The KKK were WHTIE-CHRISTIAN EXTREMISTS. They didnt burn crosses. They lit crosses so that everyone could see them you fucking morons.

2. I admit, the animation was bad. But the comcept was great, and original.

3. Any person who is christian who takes this seriousley is a FAGGOT.

and finally: 4. If youre christian, why are you even on this fucking site? Dont look at women, right? porn everywhere! Violence is bad, right? Dont even get me fucking started on that. And for those who said they hated the site, why would you get a fucking membership and take the time to write a FUCKING review? Assholes.

It was great man. Thank for that.