Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[asdflkjh]

That kicked ass.

That was great man! I hate all those stupid extremist religious people. I know. Im christian. And i have a few things to say:

1. The KKK were WHTIE-CHRISTIAN EXTREMISTS. They didnt burn crosses. They lit crosses so that everyone could see them you fucking morons.

2. I admit, the animation was bad. But the comcept was great, and original.

3. Any person who is christian who takes this seriousley is a FAGGOT.

and finally: 4. If youre christian, why are you even on this fucking site? Dont look at women, right? porn everywhere! Violence is bad, right? Dont even get me fucking started on that. And for those who said they hated the site, why would you get a fucking membership and take the time to write a FUCKING review? Assholes.

It was great man. Thank for that.

[tatianakyrrn]

i love you

whoever wrote this.. yes you have secured ur place in hell... and so have i.. wait.. sorry i forgot i'm not a damn christian so i dont believe in that shit! great game ...

and remember kids.. keep lots of iron around cuz the the big mean god cant get you

[J242]

What crawled up Z Mystic's ass and died?

While I think the graphics and audio could be improved (Maybe a couple other sound clips that were cycled through or something) I always love seeing biblical inaccuracies pointed out. Always puts a smile on my face. ;)

[jonnyb88]

hahaha

hey that pretty funny and the way you looked at the bible passages is well... interesting but try taking more bible passages and tiwsting them around very good game suggested for people who don't complain about every thing that offends their faith

[Soilent-o0o-Green]

Soo many bad reviews...

I guess a lot of jesus fans are here... The game was a bit challenging, done many times, just not with jesus. I found it... interesting and over all fun to play. So it gets an 8 from me and good job at pissing a lot of people off, Aaron Chapman!