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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Got boring

Some of the ways you twisted the quotes were mildly amusing, but they do get boring a bit quickly.

Ultimately, that's the main (pretty much only) point of this game, so I just don't think this is all that good.

Having said that, it's a nice idea and is done OK.

Graphics and sound, whilst not amazing, are up to the job.

The way you interpreted the quotes just didn't end up being as amusing as I thought it'd be.

meh

if you're gonna make game to parody jesus or otherwise offend the hell out of christians or christian sympathizers, you might as well make it GOOD

woo!!!

going 2 far man if ah cristian came and played this, i think he would be pretty pissed off

Boring.

making fun of religion is never a funny joke -_- lame.

Observe.

So, I don't particularly care about the anti-christian themes and all that, so I'm not going to mention them in my review. The thing is, the game just isn't any fun, or any good for that matter. It would seem to me that this is little more than an attempt on your part to vent out your own frustration towards Christianity, which really is pretty immature. Aside from this, I mean come on, all you do is click Jesus a few times, hear the exact same "FUCKFUCK" audio each time, and then click the spear. So, beyond the fact that this is obviously an attempt to vent your own feelings, the game just isn't fun to play. I gave you a 3 here because, well, obviously you at least took the time to put this thing together.