oh my.
well,
that game was entertaining.
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Its aged well
This is an old game i played it many times ,and it aged well.
Graphics.6/10 Despite being an eight year old game is aged well the look ,is basic Jesus looks okay at the start. When he on the cross its not so good, the blood is bit naff and not to gory ,but it does the job well.
Sound.5/10 Average not to good although the sounds jesus, makes are funny the music is okay not great but its bearble.
Humor.7/10 Im not a christian so im not offended by this its is very funny ,the noises he makes. I find the use of oh fuck annoying, as that all he says.
The game itself a bit limited all you do is through a spear at him and you have very few options. I like the intro, it needs more options. Its simple to play and fun ,but little more choices would have helped.
I guess being made just to offend poeple not always a good idea ,but its old and still offensive to people not me.
Overall a fun game but limited.
Errrr...
I may be an atheist but JEEZ that just WRONG man. Try another subject.
P.S. Good job finding those bible passages.
LOL
LOL look at him CRY LOL LOL LOL!! he crys like a littel pussy girl!!!
listen, all u ppl
this game is funny cause it's true, Jesus did get crucified, he did say these things, and just because this guy put it into a funny game dose not mean he will go to hell, in fact i think many of yall will go to hell for denying these things this was frekin hilarious i applaud this man for making the bible more intresting