Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[DJ-scar-crow]

Nice

Not horrible, it was actually pretty funny. Probably the only way to piss these people off more (which I take it you were trying to do?) was to have made Jesus either black/brown. He wasn't white, it was genetically impossible at the time for a native born Jew (which he was, damnit) to be white since the only white people around at the time were of other faiths. There's a whole lot else wrong with his image, but I won't go there. But, aside from my "heretical" tanent, great creation and funny comments.

[Chenlu]

ten out of ten

you have great flash skills

[GamblingPyro]

Funny

it was funny in my but if you do this again make better graphics and perhaps different kinds of screams because hearing one scream over and over is kind of irritaring. good work and i most likly am going to hell for this someone bring the sticks and marshmellows

[Silver-rage]

Shame, shame, shame.

Personally I don't know whether or not there is a god. However, I do believe that eveything there is must have a perpose, whether or not this is spiritual. Now, since I go to church every sunday; let me continue the readings that you missed:

Matt 5:27

If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body then for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

Matt 5:39

Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Matt 6:6

Jesus asks the people to pray in secret for fear of the punishment in that area. Anyone who is lame or disabled in any way (or female) should not be praying to god in the Jews opinion. So he asked for them to pray in secret.

I'm disapointed with what was said. Alot of other things could have been corrected. Expect it would be wasting my time.

[OMEN88]

Bad Taste

I don't consider myself Christian, or at all religious, but this is pretty offensive none-the-less. I don't really see the point of this flash, there is no artistic expression, it's not really funny at all... it seems like you're just an angry person and some long haired dude from 2 millenia ago seemed like as good a person as any to insult. But aside from that--

Graphics - There were hardly any, but the ones that did decide to take a hesitant step into the world were badly drawn and choppy.

Style - You have no distinctive style. You just jump on the wagon that is already quite overcrowded labled "Mindless Automatons which insult others for no Apparent Reason"

Sound- It was the same clip over and over. And in the background there was the metallic droning of a three second techno loop.

Violence - Yeah, you had some.

Interactivity - Practically none, you pushed a button.

Humor - Erg.