Sweet! Real funny, man.
Hilarious! And yes, these quotes are in fact in the bible. That book, whil in most areas is good and wholesome, can be absolutely horrifying. God killed forty-something kids with a pair of bears because they made fun of a man's baldness?! Oh, and for the record, one of the commandments says "Do not kill." NOT kill when I say it's alright. There is no sub line as such, yet God constantly orders it. But I ramble.... Again, great flash, man.
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Finally, someone has the balls to spoof Christianity. I am glad that you made this because I found it humorous. I am a Christian and I have no problem with joking around with my religion. I especially liked the about not fucking with animals, WELL DUH!! Does Matty boy really have to mention that? HAHA, overall very funny, and once again I applaud you, Aaron Chapman, for making this game.
Fun...if you don't believe in God.
It was fun while it lasted. The quotes even better!
not bad
Found it kinda dumb but did like the quotes. Shows how stupid taking the Bible out of context really is.
Repetitive, nice touch with the quotes though.
It's too bad you have such a low score simply because of the subject being mocked.
I liked the quotes that appeared after Jesus is tortured, but I would've liked them to appear when clicking parts of Jesus that could relate to the quote (the one about plucking out your eyes being a good example). It's boring to see him tortured in the same 3 places over and over, with only one way to finish him off; a game like this should be clever in ways that irks and poses questions and mockery to the most intellectual Christian, not just the ranting 5 year olds committing the sin of hate all around this review section, as well as entertain those who aren't in it just for the blunt effect of being contrary.