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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Funny Haha not funny queer

Definately not your average game, more humourous than it was fun to play. I crucified him, he said some naughty things, we had a good laugh.

to great

this was to much fun for me thnks again

brilliant

and to the person that left the last review, its all about OPINION, please do not call it shit because you believe in god, it was genuinely funny. And personally, I don't believe in a higher being because I believe that we came to be by chance. Sound unlikely? then why isn't every other planet around us also inhabited? did God make a universe and leave most of it empty cos he got bored?
anyways, that was very funny indeed, made my evening :D

well

well, the "game" itself (the animation, the actions, the sound, etc.) are totally lame, repetitive, and poorly done. Shame on you. The bible quotes and accompanying commentaries, however, are hilarious. This would have been better off as an animation, because you have no grounds to call it a game. Keep being funny, though.

Hypocrisy Alert!!

A problem I have is when religious people get all uppety when someone says a single word to contradict what they believe - e.g. the Muslim riots over those Danish comics. The teachings of Jesus Christ were of acceptance, love, brotherhood, and helping your fellow man, yet the majority of the Christian population turns it's back on those that are different in either mind or body. It wouldn't hurt those who follow religion to be more open-minded to others thoughts and beliefs. Now, in relation to this - fuck yeah it's offensive to those who believe in Christianity, and I can perfectly understand why they would be upset - cause this is pretty full-on. But as Silver-rage commented -the quote is something along the lines of "Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also". This is what is taught by the Bible, yet many of you forget this. Kirbystarz - how dare he make fun of Christianity? And you've never made fun of anything in your life? It's the same principle - why should religion be any less of a target than an overweight kid, or someone with glasses, for example? Finally bb1234 - when you accuse him of being a satanist, you look like an ill-advised biggot. Give it a rest.