funny
lmao, thats cool
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
meh
if you're gonna make game to parody jesus or otherwise offend the hell out of christians or christian sympathizers, you might as well make it GOOD
what an idiot
those things are taken so out of context, and you're trying to take them too literally, when he said go into your room and pray by yourself so noone can see, he meant don't pray to show off, and make yourself seem holy, do it in private as in don't only do it in front of other people to seem holy, the rest that i saw, just taken way too literally, oh and chansawman-777 try opening your mind, even if you don't believe in christian ideals, and have seen only bad examples of christians, try looking beyond the perspective of your mommies house and your pathetic little existence, saying you hate all christians is completely ridiculous, even if you don't agree with all their ideals, many many christians do things to help other people on a daily basis, and not just "helping" them by trying to convert them, find some real christians, and they try to help people without preaching and trying to force them to convert
Haha...silly little christians
Haha, now, dont get me wrong, that was a little awful, but you made good and funny points about what the bible said, and you pissed off a bunch christians, so i applaud you for that.
anyway, ignore the religious people, they just cant take a joke.
Average
For all you christians out there: Jesus was crucified. You thank him for dying for your sins. Shut the fuck up. If you don't want to see the reality of it, don't play the fucking game. It says so in the beginning. He's not a bad person for making this game. I thought it was funny. It sucks that Jesus died like this but so did thousands of other christians of the time. You don't cry over them. No! Because Jesus claimed he was the "lord and savior" you fucking cry and bitch about him. Fuck off! He was a cool dude who preached peace and happiness. He was the hippy of his time. But he was no son of "god". In fact. GOD DOESN"T EXIST! THere is no giant invisible man in the sky who controls all and knows all. It's bullshit. Organized religion is a way to scam people. Wake up or " keep thy religion to thy self" as George Carlin puts it. Well that's my opinion. Anyway, It wasn't all that fun. There wasn't much to do. But good idea for a game. Keep it up.