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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

pshh

OK I'm not voting you as a three for the fact that this offends my religion (which it does),but for the fact that it was rather boring and only a couple quotes made me chuckle (try the one that says 'Fighting God? Use iron. He'll be totally defenseless").

Other than that,all you do is click a man,he screams 'fuck' a lot,then it gives a misquotation from the bible. Like for example,when Jesus said to pluck your right eye out, he also said that it's better than one part of the body be cast in to hell than the entire body.

"I say unto you, Do not resist one that is evil."

Your unfunny little comeback there kinda sucked man.

Your comeback to the quote where jesus says to pray in a closet, he means that it's better to pray in private where you are alone with god.

"everyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already commited adultery."

He means if you think about having sex with her.

I could keep going on but you only have like 15 quotes. You only took quotes from like 2 books as well,so it seems you haven't given but two books of the bible a SKIM. I am not angry with you though,for Jesus also made friends with non-believers as well as believers.

Remember the word of the lord and do not misinterpret it. Also,maybe give Christianity another chance?

-kirbyrocks6

This is great XD

I seriously was not expecting a game like this to ever turn up anywhere. I have to show this to my buddy. I love the intereptations, very funny. XD
10/10

ROTFLMAO

OMG HILARIOUS! more quotes would be nice thoug

I new it

i always new i was a good christian thanks to those quotes hahahaha gr8 game

AMAZING

You took something so simple, so so so simple, and still I wanted more quotes to be soiled! Bloody hell! I was rolling around laughing. I am sure the pope would love this. You actually annhialated Christains.