Brilliant
That last review, AND the flash.
Fucking hilarious i must say. =D
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
LMFAO.
Oh my god, I got a reply to my review, and the ignorant moron said that I said "God has caused all the wars". He's caused a vast majority of them, yes. Why don't you look back on lot of the wars that were started in God/Allah/etc's name? The crusades and jihads, then there's the generals whom fight and slaughter in "the name of God". Oh, of course it says "evil" causes those things, even though the "righteous", "devout", and "zealous" perform the acts. Know why it says that? To COVER RELIGIONS SORRY, VIOLENT, SADDISTIC ASS, that's why you ignorant prick. I knew what I was talking about. See, unlike you, I've studied history. I know what religion has gone through, what religion has done, and what religion is still doing. Don't believe me? Why don't you tune into the news sometime? Maybe see some of those Osama videos where he says Allah (God) directly told him to attack America, which caused the war in Afganistan, and later the war for oil in Iraq, and will more than likely be the spark that'll have ignited the fuse to World War III. I allow others to use free speech, I don't like it when they use that free speech ignorantly and wastefully, as you and most other religious nutcases have done. Open your mind, and instead of reading bits and pieces of my post, read all of it, you pitiful little imbecile.
Very good movie.
There's a couple of people I wanted to flame whom are religious.
You have a lot of nerve, shellto, you ignorant shitbag. Hey, since you're pointing out parts of the bible, why not point out some of the contradictions? Oh wait, it's ok that the Bible contradicts itself, cause God has a plan and in that plan there are tons of contradictions. Stop trying to threaten people with heaven and hell. That's how you Christians become hated. It's because you try to force your beliefs down other people's throats, and you have a nice, scary threat card that you'll play if they resist, and when that doesn't work, you're fucked. At least you weren't so vulgar, I'll give you that much. Just give it up. If people are Athiests, then, like you, they're stubborn and aren't going to change their beliefs for anyone. Only difference is, we Athiests are open minded, and consider more things than you Christians do.
Next, ThebIgBaM, the one who really pissed me off. So a few kids who're around the age of thirteen don't believe in God, so what? Least they'll have a life for the rest of their years instead of wasting most of it praying and believing in something that doesn't do shit except cause war and hate. They have their own spine, unlike you religious shitbags. Funny how you guys usually travel in large packs, asking for support from other religious people. Oh, and a lot of people who started disliking God didn't do so because of their pet hamster's death or some other petty happening, they dislike God because of, well, shit, why don't you watch the news sometime? Why don't you look back on history? Why don't you take a nice stroll down into the "ghetto" if you have one? Why don't you jerk your head out of your ass and look at the disunification religion and "God" has caused? I believe in Jesus and all, but I don't believe in God, nor do I believe Jesus was really God's son. A story of a man so selfless as to die a horrible death for thousands of people is exactly the kind of story that would eventually become warped after a few generations in the early AD.
By going into this "room" and "making fun of Christianity", we aren't "fighting a war", nor are we showing our "ignorance". By the way, either you don't know the meaning of ignorance or you use the term loosely. Take a look at yourself and your review. You're entirely unaware of why people dislike God, or why people make fun of Christianity. We, the people who are making fun of Christianity and who dislike God, aren't ignorant, as we're aware of the things religion has done and the things religion is still doing to make this world shittier. By the way, if it's free speech, why can't we use our speech freely in support of others for a cause worth supporting? I know you'll probably call me a hypocrite since I mentioned you religious people like calling for support, but as I said, a "cause worth supporting". Supporting something that is still the major cause of wars, hate, murder, disunification, and suffering doesn't seem like something worth supporting to me. If there is a heaven and a hell, I'd rather go to hell than sit around with the lazy ass, sadistic cocksucker you call God. After all, when somebody dies in a car accident or something, the Priest says "God has a very different sense of humor than we can comprehend" or something along those lines, doesn't he? God must love death then, since he's the one who supposedly causes car accidents, fires, disasters, and whom told the Popes of the medieval days to start the crusades and inquisitions.
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong, I haven't anything against Chirstianity(except the bible pushers who think that their religion is the only one that should exist(same goes with everyone in ever religion with me mind you)), but this is a mediocure piece at best. Sure the jokes have a sublty to them, which I like, but what I don't like is how he consantly just said "fuck" all the time, it was monotonous and unneeded. What is needed is more variety, while yes this is supposed to be a "toy" I still think it should vouch more excitement then slamming ur head into the keyboard.
Oh and in reguards to all of the Bible Pushers on this website I'd just like to say, "WTF ARE YOU DOING ON NEWGROUNDS YOU FUCKING MORONS?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST GOING AROUND LOOKING FOR THINGS TO GET ANGRY ABOUT AND WRITE A HUGE LETTER THAT ULTIMATELY NO ONE IS GONNA CARE ABOUT?!?!"
Thank you for your time.
pretty good
that was so fuckin funny. make more like it