At 10/13/03 12:12 AM, Hycran wrote: thats what i want to hear
i advise you to level up and blam some more shit and you will move right on up the ranks
dismissed

Thank you, sir. I am doing the best I can. I am averaging about 30 blam/save points a day. I have been working pretty hard to move up in rank in this Army. I believe that one day, it will be the ultimate force on Newgrounds.

At 10/13/03 12:11 AM, Atomicus wrote:
I hereby promote you to Second Lieutenant

Thank you, General Atomicus. Truthfully, this completely took me by surprise, because I haven't been paying attention to my vote power. I was very happy to recieve this promotion.

At 10/13/03 12:34 AM, Kid_Davis wrote:
Thank you, sir. I am doing the best I can. I am averaging about 30 blam/save points a day. I have been working pretty hard to move up in rank in this Army. I believe that one day, it will be the ultimate force on Newgrounds.

Hmmm.... I've got my eye on you Kid... There's lots of potential. But don't count your chicks before they've hatched.

At 10/13/03 12:11 AM, Atomicus wrote:
I hereby promote you to Second Lieutenant

Thank you, General Atomicus. Truthfully, this completely took me by surprise, because I haven't been paying attention to my vote power. I was very happy to recieve this promotion.

Like I said... I've got my eye on you. ;-)

i have about 12 chickens. oh crap. . . i have said too much. . . Hazza!

dissapears in a poof of smoke

At 10/13/03 01:34 AM, Weaksauce wrote: i have about 12 chickens. oh crap. . . i have said too much. . . Hazza!

dissapears in a poof of smoke

Hmmmm... where'd weaksauce go?

At 10/13/03 01:50 AM, Hycran wrote: he dissapeared
i advide you to demote him until he gets back
jk
here is a cool picture of what the NG army does to its opponents

Hmmm looks like fun... but we don't have any opponents... for now. We may in the future though. Blam club is ok with us... CC/LC haven't noticed us. OCP probably doesn' care... who else might have lots of power???

At 10/13/03 02:06 AM, Hycran wrote: famous artisits
and moderators
and tom and wade
ph33r teh fulp

If Da Bros Fulp had our respect we'd be basically unstoppable... but that's no guarantee... mods don't care so much... we need to hire a famous artist!!!

Its me, Andy Parker, Lieutenant General (three stars ).
If any of you have msn messenger add me, my E-Mail is mister_e88@hotmail.com ,
If you have any questions about the army or anything that you want me to pass on to another higher ranking member then just ask.
But note that when you add me make it known to me that you are an army member.

ok troops fall in.i have just seen and blew the whistle on a movie i deem sick.it depicts the rugrats having sex with each other thats right child hentai style porn.i hope you joins me in blowing the whistle and voting zero on this thing.heres the link

please help me destroy this fucking thing.

I went there but(fortunately) it was destroyed allready. I concider myself lucky for not seeing it.

At 10/13/03 08:10 AM, ReClaw wrote: I went there but(fortunately) it was destroyed allready. I concider myself lucky for not seeing it.

you should it was really sick.

good morning, just got to level 9 today! just reporting in SIR!

I don't have a high speed connection on my comp so I only get to blam/protect low KB stuff, which is why I have more blam than protect. Damn those broadband guys, I cannot get it where I live, damn them to hell...

At 10/13/03 09:01 AM, Raytheon wrote: get broadband man! it rocks!

Cant get it here where I live...

At 10/13/03 09:04 AM, AliP wrote: Cant get it here where I live...

i used to have that problem.people who had cable tv could get it but people who didnt couldnt.everyone who wanted it kept calling the phone company and they eventually got the phones upgraded.

Just curious...is this the post we have to post to every five days, or can we just make a post at the official site in general?

Sir, if this our official message ground, I would just like to let you know I slipped in some free publicity for our organization at http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=91521 and that I went up in voting power significantly since my enlistment so I was wondering if I would be promoted soon. That is all sir, Jacket_Joe reporting out.

Hi. are there any missions that ive missed, seeing as i didnt come online yesterday, because my comp would not let me on newgrounds?

At 10/13/03 11:11 AM, Jacket_Joe wrote: Sir, if this our official message ground, I would just like to let you know I slipped in some free publicity for our organization at http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=91521 and that I went up in voting power significantly since my enlistment so I was wondering if I would be promoted soon. That is all sir, Jacket_Joe reporting out.

ok ill check that out soon but the club does need publicity.oh and dont ask for a promotion.the genarels dont like it.it's punishable by demotion or being discharged.this is your first and final warning.im still not clear on the whole mia thing but the official rules will be posted on the other forum soon.

At 10/13/03 11:31 AM, Hycran wrote:: spin: Our only current mission is to vote on the movies that do not yet have 200 votes, this mission is optional so dont force you self to vote for every single movie.

just make sure u do vote for some

and remember check the army homepage for details

ok sir, i'll do that now.

spin_me_around: now rank#5 Sergeant

Jacket_Joe: rank#12 Chief Sergeant Major

AliP: rank#3 PFC

Mozz: rank#14 Lieutenant

Raytheon: temporary (to see how you perform) as Secretary of the Army

That is all.

I apologize, I was confused by how our whole system worked. I've never belonged to a club before so I didn't know that our main area of operations was this spot. Also, disregard my mention of my previous post it was crap because I am a noob and made a noobish mistake. I apologize for my misconduct and if I am demoted or discharged I willingly accept the consequences. If I remain part of the NG army though, I will continue on with our current mission. Again I apologize for my mistakes.

At 10/13/03 11:41 AM, Jacket_Joe wrote:

:stuff

just dont let it happen again soldier.

This passage taken from the NG Army rankings page:

"Every 10 experience points brings voting score up by 0.1 vote pwr."

Simply put, this is incorrect.

Even at my level 11, with humantarget52 at 13,866 experience, adding ten points of experience doesn't even increase my voting power by 0.01, let alone 0.1. For instance, in level 10, it took twenty experience to increase 0.01. This is due to the sliding scale.

"Every Blam/Save Lvl adds 2% voting power on."

Again, this is wrong.

Elite Guard Supreme Commander (60%) has a 5% increase from Elite Guard General (55%) which has a 7% increase from Elite Guard Lieutenant General (48%).

Just thought I'd point that out.
-- Scaper-X

At 10/13/03 11:48 AM, Scaper-X wrote:

:stuff

emm sorry for that mistake.soo are you joining this army or just pointin out mistakes.

I thank you sir for your forgiveness. Your mercy shows a great deal of character.

Pardon me... but perhaps you didn't hear me!! Go to the top of the page!!

Also: Hycran - I would like to know what it was that Jacket said that would be considered demotion-deserving.

yippee! thanks atomicus sir!

At 10/13/03 12:10 PM, Hycran wrote: page 28 sir

I see now... and agree, first and last warning. Thank you Hycran.

As for the rest of you. I suggest that you pay better attention to what's been posted.

Yo, did i miss anything? Cos my anti-virus is bugging, i can only access a few times ( aka a fewposts a day )
and yesterday i didn't manage either ( not even once ) so please don't de-rank me if you are still do ing that!

litle question, Ng is f****** up on my pc but not the ng forum, can i just post there?