At 10/27/11 12:14 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 10/26/11 08:43 PM, Porkchop wrote: Johnny Ace's blonde wig/hairdo of yonder makes my dick hurt.

But hey. What do you guys think of the rumors about Mick Foley coming back to Raw?

Foley being an commentator wouldn't be a bad idea.

Yes, it would. Terrible idea.
Worse then Booker T.
You obviously haven't seen his previous attempts at commentating.

Mick Foley should stay away from wrestling when he isn't promoting a book or comedy show.

Great for the occasional pop but he is a broken down old man.

WWE announced today the release of Maryse.

Their official statement reads: "WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Raw Diva Maryse as of today, October 28, 2011. WWE wishes Maryse the best in all of her future endeavors."

At 10/28/11 11:27 PM, idiot-buster wrote: WWE announced today the release of Maryse.

Their official statement reads: "WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Raw Diva Maryse as of today, October 28, 2011. WWE wishes Maryse the best in all of her future endeavors."

One less eye-candy in the diva's division, good thing.

At 10/29/11 12:25 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: One less eye-candy in the diva's division, good thing.

I thought Maryse was actually one of the better ones because at least she has some sense of ring presence and being a heel. Her attitude about it seems to be pretty good though and I hope she saved her cash, I could see her being someone that takes the release and maybe disappears though, not the greatest worker in the world and I have a hard time seeing her as being in demand elsewhere.

do any of you still like jeff hardy? i do

At 10/29/11 08:03 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I thought Maryse was actually one of the better ones because at least she has some sense of ring presence and being a heel. Her attitude about it seems to be pretty good though and I hope she saved her cash, I could see her being someone that takes the release and maybe disappears though, not the greatest worker in the world and I have a hard time seeing her as being in demand elsewhere.

Yea, she is a better worker than Kelly Kelly, but that does not say much, does it?
I think that the WWE got lost after the storyline in which she was Ted's violet.
When Awesome Kong returns, I hope that she feuds with Beth for the title, it is going to be awesome. :)

Wasnt Maryse hanging around Golddust before he got injured or retired or wherever the fuck he went?

At 10/31/11 01:06 AM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 10/29/11 09:04 PM, toughmanX wrote: do any of you still like jeff hardy? i do

hell yeah dude! he's my favorite of all time, of course now that hes not in wwe i have to pay attention to my second favorite cm punk

It still does not change the fact that he is a fuck up.

Wellp. Looks like HHH is out of commission for the next few weeks according to WWE.com due to a fractured vertebrae.

At 10/31/11 01:29 PM, Porkchop wrote: Wellp. Looks like HHH is out of commission for the next few weeks according to WWE.com due to a fractured vertebrae.

Or will he come out tonight in bandages and pedigree somebody and tell the roster that even with all his injuries they still can't beat him? Because Triple H is the toughest guy in EVER!

Give me a break WWE

I don't understand what everyone's problem with Booker T being on the announce table. I love listening to Booker T on SmackDown. I don't like Michael Cole with Jerry Lawler, yet I love hearing Michael Cole and Booker T together. Will never be the same as Tazz and Michael Cole, but still pretty damn good.

I still want JBL to come back to announcing though.

At 10/31/11 02:44 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I don't understand what everyone's problem with Booker T being on the announce table.

There's rumors abound that he's going to enter into a feud with Cody Rhodes.

Are you ready for The Muppets?

Never thought I would say that in THIS thread.

At 10/31/11 08:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Are you ready for The Muppets?

Never thought I would say that in THIS thread.

During Cole and JR's match, Statler and Waldorf are on commentary.

I'm not gonna lie, that's kinda cool.

At 10/31/11 08:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Are you ready for The Muppets?

Never thought I would say that in THIS thread.

I think that I am going to order the Survival Series DVD this year just to watch the Rock whipping Cena's candy ass.

I felt Raw was enjoyable. I've always liked the Muppets so seeing them interact with the WWE guys was fun. Damn strange and unreal.. But fun. Sheamus and Beeker made me laugh. Most of the matches we ok as well.

Punk putting on the Vice to get his match with ADR was great. Punk continues to be an awesome badass and the crowd seems to love every minute.

I know Cena just lost the Last Man Standing and all, but I really think Miz should have won somehow. It's not like any of us think he and R-Truth are going to win against Cena and Rock. No way in the world. So at least giving Truth and Miz some credible wins would at least make the match mean more than just Cena beating the crap out of the two guys he's mad at.

At 11/2/11 03:54 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I felt Raw was enjoyable. I've always liked the Muppets so seeing them interact with the WWE guys was fun. Damn strange and unreal.. But fun. Sheamus and Beeker made me laugh. Most of the matches we ok as well.

Yeah. Beeker was by far my favorite part. And Santino's match was admittedly not bad.

Cena beating the crap out of the two guys he's mad at.

That's basically what all his matches boil down to. Whether he wins or loses, his opponent takes all kinds of assbeating in those kind of matches. Survivor Series, they're (Awesome Truth) are very likely going to get wrecked and blah blah blah, but this is a great time for Rocky to kick Cena's ass after the match.

Personally, i'm holding out for a heel turn on Cena's part, but that's probably not going to happen

At 11/2/11 03:54 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I know Cena just lost the Last Man Standing and all, but I really think Miz should have won somehow. It's not like any of us think he and R-Truth are going to win against Cena and Rock. No way in the world. So at least giving Truth and Miz some credible wins would at least make the match mean more than just Cena beating the crap out of the two guys he's mad at.

Awesome Truth already registered a win against HHH and Punk, there is no way that Vince will send the little kids home sad by giving them the win over Cena and Rocky.

WWE.com has announced that Tag Team Champion Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) has been suspended for 30 days for his first wellness policy violation.

Pretty stupid Bourne. Stupid indeed.

At 11/4/11 12:30 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: WWE.com has announced that Tag Team Champion Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) has been suspended for 30 days for his first wellness policy violation.

Pretty stupid Bourne. Stupid indeed.

Well, there goes his push. :P

At 11/4/11 11:26 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 11/4/11 12:30 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: WWE.com has announced that Tag Team Champion Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) has been suspended for 30 days for his first wellness policy violation.

Pretty stupid Bourne. Stupid indeed.

Well, there goes his push. :P

Well, at least until his wellness violation ends. I mean, I dont think they're done with Air Boom, otherwise they'd have dropped the titles, wouldnt they?

At 11/4/11 10:37 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 11/4/11 11:26 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 11/4/11 12:30 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: WWE.com has announced that Tag Team Champion Matthew Korklan (Evan Bourne) has been suspended for 30 days for his first wellness policy violation.

Pretty stupid Bourne. Stupid indeed.

Well, there goes his push. :P

Well, at least until his wellness violation ends. I mean, I dont think they're done with Air Boom, otherwise they'd have dropped the titles, wouldnt they?

Well, it's probably weed. I mean, this guy is a fan of Carl Sagan, Evan looks like he likes the weed. Also, his push isn't over... look at RVD and Jeff Hardy... okay bad example but hey, they got to the main event!

What did RVD and Jeff Hardy reward the WWE's continuous trust with? More fuck ups.
I am not saying that Evan Bourne will fuck up again, but I won't be surprised if he does.

At 11/5/11 07:47 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: What did RVD and Jeff Hardy reward the WWE's continuous trust with? More fuck ups.
I am not saying that Evan Bourne will fuck up again, but I won't be surprised if he does.

He got busted for Synthetic Marijuana, which apparently, is new to the Wellness Policy.

Now, Heath Slater, I see him getting "future endeavored" here soon, considering back during WM27, he was beatin wimminz asses and chokin em n shit. Granted, he wasnt charged or anything but that's still bad publicity, which seems to be a huge no-no with the WWE. Now the violation? I could see the WWE just cutting their losses. I mean, all he is now is really mehtacular filler for X-man royal rumbles

Actually, a lot of the ex-Nexus members are in the danger zone. They were no more than sidekicks when the Nexus actually meant something. Now the Nexus is history, I can say quite a few ex members getting the boot.

At 11/6/11 08:50 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Actually, a lot of the ex-Nexus members are in the danger zone. They were no more than sidekicks when the Nexus actually meant something. Now the Nexus is history, I can say quite a few ex members getting the boot.

Well, it seems like Mason Ryan, David Otunga and Wade Barrett are safe. The only ones I see getting the boot are the rest of them.

Have a hard time believing it was pot. My understanding has always been pot is a fine, not a suspension. RVD used to just have it deducted from his check like monthly or some crap because he figured that would just be easier.

Dumb move by Bourne, compounded by the fact that he then decided to get on Twitter and start taking shots at the company. Hey Evan, if you don't want to work there or get a check, just quit! Making the smart marks pop for your twitter is doing nothing for you...you're not Punk, you won't turn that into money, so just shut the fucking fuck up plz!

Look at me im The Undertaker

So wait, does Air Boom lose the title simply because one of the members is suspended?

I mean, that's fine if they drop it in a match or whatever, but is it really just because Bourne got suspended?

At 11/7/11 02:43 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Have a hard time believing it was pot. My understanding has always been pot is a fine, not a suspension. RVD used to just have it deducted from his check like monthly or some crap because he figured that would just be easier.

Dumb move by Bourne, compounded by the fact that he then decided to get on Twitter and start taking shots at the company. Hey Evan, if you don't want to work there or get a check, just quit! Making the smart marks pop for your twitter is doing nothing for you...you're not Punk, you won't turn that into money, so just shut the fucking fuck up plz!

Firstly, it's a Wellness Policy violation. It includes and is not limited to: Steroids, Medical and prescription drugs and illicit and or illegal drugs. Is weed legal? No. Also, RVD hasn't been on WWE for how long? Things chages... and where the flying fuck are you getting the info that Bourne is pissed? All I can find is the day he was suspended he wrote on twitter that he'll be back. He either deleted what he said, or you got it from a different account or read on a dirtsheet website. So, sauce or what?

Avie, if you have been drinking and reading dirtsheet sites while on newgrounds... Wow.