As soon as I figured out JBL would be showing up, I had the urge to shove my head through my TV screen; ONE GIANT DOUCHE WAS ENOUGH. Glad I didn't, or else I'd have missed Cole getting a well-deserved beerbath after roughly 3 minutes of crying like a little girl. :P Bless you, Mr. Austin.
And now, onto more misery: SNOOKI!? WHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYHY!?!?!?!?ONE !?!?ELEVENTYTWELVE!?!?!?!?!? ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A PG SHOW!? Which leads me to ask, WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THE CLIPS OF HER ON THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A TV SHOW!? STUPID, STUPID, STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIID!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes a minute to regain composure*
At least seeing Trish Stratus will take some of the edge off.
In speaking of that, oh gee, Dolph on RAW.....WHAT A SURPRISE. Nice to see him back on, though. Well, except for Vickie.
I get the feeling that Sheamus will win the US Title, only because Bryan, as good as he is, has been booked so horribly with that title that it makes BOTH of them look bad. And I doubt Trips would let his buddy be completely swept under the rug. Granted, he could probably pull off a loss & end up on SD, but I'm betting on the title win instead, just because it's better all around.
I agree with avie that it's still a tad too soon for the "New" Nexus to be so quickly dismantled after putting one of their top dogs in charge of it; it's demeaning to Punk in every possible way. However, I get the feeling that Ryan will be the one to win next week, as it's clear that they're wanting to build "Welshtista" up as a serious threat.
I heard some of you wishing that Clay (or someone else, anyway) would have won this season's NXT, so I'm sure some of you were happy seeing him with Del Rio. He lost, but he wasn't exactly squashed, either, so that's good. (Not to mention that having Christian lose now would be dumb.)
It took me a minute to figure out what Miz was doing (I thought the 5-Knuckle Shuffle at first), and then I realized it. Guess that's one way to get Rocky's attention - and Miz did it very well.
At 3/7/11 03:50 AM, Tetris wrote:
At 3/6/11 11:53 PM, Swackman wrote:
Whatever Edge's new submission hold will get called, it looks painful.
It's his old Edgecator submission.
Ah. I tend to lose track of which of his gazillion moves with his name on them are which.
At 3/8/11 10:07 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:
This sucked. I'm not a fan of these girls but goddamn it, they were in there taking bumps, there was a TITLE on the line, and you have the lead announcer saying it didn't matter and they needed to get out of the ring so he could do his schtick. It's ridiculous, Cole as a character is much better then he probably has a right to be. But it's time to get him out of the announce booth because that character is killing his announcing and it's hurting the product to be in that booth every week. Time to move him on to the next thing. Everything else about that segment was great.
^THIS. We all know there's two kinds of heel heat, and Cole has been GORGING himself on the wrong kind for the last several months. You can hate a heel character w/o wanting to find them in real life & attaching a pair of pliers to their dick. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.
At 3/8/11 10:30 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
As much as I dislike Cena's lame jokes when he is trying to be the top babyface of the company, he did cut an awesome promo when he went back to the rapping gimmick more than two weeks ago. Sadly, nobody in the WWE can talk like the Rock does. The Miz do cut decent promos, so do Del Rio, Punk and Barrett at times, but none of them have the consistency that the Rock has when it comes to talking.
Hey, it's been a while. Yeah, Cena's clearly at his best when he's rapping - which he wouldn't have gotten ANYWHERE in this business without. Whether anyone else here thinks so or not, not counting The Rock, he's the best talker they have. Punk comes in at a VERY, VERY close 2nd.