My recap of TNA's Final Resolution, Match-For-Match:
Beer money vs Ink Inc - Good match, two really good teams kicking ass and it's the best way to open the show up. I guess they've taking the cues from the Dolph vs Daniel Bryan matches to know that it's a great way to open up the show. But it kind of spoiled the MCMG's vs Gen Me match because if the face team won, Generation Me were getting the titles. Beer Money won so naturally the titles stay with the Guns.
Robbie E vs Jay Lethal. Fuuck this company. Fuck it hard. You knew that the only way to keep this title on this talentless fuckhead was to do a damn DQ. Thank christ for Shark Boy and that Stone Cold Stunner on Cookie.
Mickie James vs Tara (I pronounce it Tah-Rah because I am not a fucking idiot). Hey, better than the Robbie E, Rhino and Jarrett matches easily... only it wasn't a match, it's a street fight. "Falls Count Anywhere" is a pseudonym for "Street Fight." It was good, but it's the same thing we've seen for the last few weeks on impact and I don't know, I'd kind of would like an actual RESOLUTION TO THIS FEUD! Maybe, where Tara can turn face? Abandon Madison and maybe we could get a decent wrestler with the belt? Doesn't matter if it's Mickie James or Tara but dammit. Also, where the fuck are Hamada and Taylor Wilde, aren't they you know, better wrestlers than pretty much every other woman's talent?
Rhino vs RVD in a First Blood (Part 1) Match. Meh, there's nothing to talk about, except for the hilarity that was Rhino blading himself on camera. Shades of Ric Flair there.
Douglas Williams vs AJ Styles for the Television Title: This was probably my second favourite match of the night because Doulas Williams and AJ Styles are great. Though the audience are fucking idiots or smarks... I say the former because of the chants of "USA! USA! USA!" I say fuck the USA, fuck it hard because it doesn't matter where talent comes from as long as it is awesome! Also I'm Canadian and hate Patriotism with a passion. Douglas Williams, in fairness was acting heelish but then again AJ Styles for the longest time hasn't done anything impactful since having the TV Title. So a change was needed. I am not bitching about Williams using the Styles Clash because I have seen faces use heel finishers on heel wrestlers. Really a good match.
Pope vs Abyss in a Casket Match. Pope loses. Abyss wins clean, Pope. Future Endeavors, this is the 4th time in a row you lost to Abyss. WWE could probably use you right now. Just saying.
Motor City Machine Guns vs Generation Me in a Tables Ladders and Chairs match.BRING THESE GUYS OVER TO WWE RIGHT NOW WE NEED A BETTER TAG DIVISION THERE! THIS MATCH WAS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSOME!!
Holy fuck, these guys are so good, they need to tone it down, chair shots to the head, bodies through tables, people wedged between ladders. Damn this match was brutal and the cherry on top was the Highlander esque chair battle between Sabin and I think Max Buck. Sabin knocks the chair out of Max Buck, Max falls into a table and Sabin grabs the belts. the fucker bleed like a maniac, Jesus, too many shots to the head are BADDDD. Get that looked at Sabin, really. Best match of the night, probably of the year.
Jeff Jarrett vs Samoa Joe. JARRETT IS CHEATING UNPOSSIBAL!!! Yeah, fuck this noise. Jarrett makes Joe tap via the Ankle Lock, no Kurt Angle.
Jeff Hard vs Matt Morgan. Hey they spent about 18000 doollars on a piece of shit title, better keep it until Jeff goes to jail. And then when that happen we are rid of such a boring fucking talent. I hate Jeff Hardy, I really do. He's boring, he's a douche bag. he's a complete fucking idiot. I am glad that he actually got boos, I guess the smarks heard the retardation he said on camera about CM Punk. Yeah, way to try to bury a wrestler who is infinitely better and smarter than you. Fuck Jeff Hardy. Really. I hated the Hardy Boyz and I sure as shit do not give a fuck about Jeff Hardy on his own. But yeah, you saw this finish coming. See you next pay per view Jeff, you fucking cunt.