Imagine you are a rookie wrestler. First, choose what company you're gonna be in.
WWE, start in NxT with CM Puk as my pro.
Imagine the boss finds a lot of potential in you. You have a contract for two years. Now, will you be a solo wrestler or tag team wrestler?
Tag
Heel, tweener, or face?
Tweener, I would abuse Puk(who would be a fan favorite), but do it in a way that is humorous that the fans would LOVE.
What will your entrance music be?
NXT: CM Punk's theme
Whatever brand I go to next: Kashmir by Led Zeppelin
What moves would you use?
A few submission moves, a few high flying moves, and my finishing move(I think I could probably pull it off) would be a sort of back breaker. EXCEPT. I would, like, sort of swing around their torso(like grab on and just wing it), and bring my knees up and let gravity do the rest. BANG. Effective finisher.
Who would be your friend(if you had any)?
CM Punk and Chris Jericho(and Jeff Hardy if he's there). It's good to have a friend that can make people tap out AND uses words nobody but the three of us can understand.
Who would be your enemy?
Everybody would have to be on their guard.
What would be your major achievement in your first year(be realistic)?
I would be the Tenth Wonder of the World, like a second Chyna. I would be in the Royal Rumble, and later I would win the IC Championship or the US Championship. Maybe win the Tag Team titles with CM Punk. Then turn on him. Maybe hit him over the head with a coconut.
What would be your mistakes(BE REALISTIC)?
Making one stupid mistake and losing my IC/US Title.
Now it's your second year. People know who you are and boo/cheer you. Will you try to change your persona? Your music? Add new moves to your moveset?
I would become a heel full time. Me and Punk will get in a huge feud ending with a match at WrestleMania. I would become more of a mat wrestler. II would keep my Kashmir music. I would wear more red and black clothes...or green and black. Maybe get in a tag team with Randy Orton and get myself a nickname like Cobra or something.
SNAKE EYES
Basically, map out the first two years of your(fictional) wrestling career.
First year: Begin as a tweener on NXT with CM Punk as my pro, win a bunch of matches, win NXT. Win a few matches, lose a few matches. Eligible for the IC/US Championship. Win. REIGN OF TERROR <MJBDKUBDKLJ
Lose it after five months. Feud with John Cena. Have match at Survivor Series. Probably get injured. Lose. Out of action until January. Make unexpected comeback. Go to Royal Rumble. Be first woman(as far as I know) to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Defend against 'Taker. Obviously lose(GODDAMMIT). Have a quiet year after that. Maybe attack Vince McMahon a couple times.
He probably already has hair under there.. it's been almost a month now... unless he shaves it regularly.
I actually want to see him with normal dude hair.
Hey, how is Jeff Hardy doing in TNA?