Some thoughts as I'm watching the draft, and analysis on how I feel it went overall:
Tag Title Match: Best thing to happen to the career of The Hart Dynasty was Bret coming back obviously. They've gone from being jobbers to being the Tag Champions. Although honestly, it's been a year...how about we just make it one set of belts please? It made sense to do it at first, especially since a lot of us didn't believe they'd stick with it this long. Very good match and I liked where it leaves us in the all around. Miz and Show split, and a very good team with the belts, now they just need more of a pool of opponents!
And that sends us to the draft itself:
Diva tag: I gotta say I'm a fan of Team LayCool, very very good heels regardless of gender. Their opponents? Uh, this just made me hope it would be short and we'd wind up with the bulk of it being McCool vs. Eve. Did catch the small "We Want Mickie" chant...that almost immediately died...like I said before folks, if you needed proof the divas don't really matter long term, then just look at how fast that fizzled. Pretty standard and serviceable bout, Maryse leaves Eve out to dry and LayCool just dissects her as she tries to come back. Nice simple story here. Michelle picks up a draft pick for us with a win over the overconfident Maryse.
I hope we get someone good like Gail Kim
avie's Wish Pick: Gail Kim
Actual Get: Kelly Kelly
Kelly Kelly? Well, she's shown flashes of decency before, she's very hot, barely been used lately...I still wanted Gail Kim...I gotta say this is a disappointing pick up for me for the A show.
Next was Evan Bourne vs. CM Punk: Wait, really? Why the fuck even have the match if you're going to do something so mismatched? There's no way The Straight Edge Savior goes down to RAW's number 1 jobber. Punk looked very aggressive here and Bourne got in a few licks but the man who is one of the top contending candidates for the face of Smackdown! prevails. We also continue the mystery man bit. Hmmm, who would I like in this situation? I think I'd like to pick up Kofi Kingston.
avie's Wish Pick: Kofi Kingston
Actual Get: Big Show
Big Show is probably the absolutely most drafted guy in WWE history. I don't quite know what they'll be looking to do with newly minted babyface Big Show, maybe a feud with Swagger to continue his rebuilding process? I could live with that as Show has rebuilt his credibility to a degree that if Swagger beats him a victory over him would matter. They had me going for a minute there that he was going to turn heel or still be a dick.
Next up is a Shaemus promo. Which is interrupted by Randy Orton. Guess this is our new program while H is off filming the next WWE studios blockbuster (yes, that was sarcasm). Oh wait, here comes SuperCena...wait, aren't he and Orton not supposed to wrestle each other anymore? Or did that get lifted when Orton turned tweener? According to Shaemus, WWE is serious business...somebody with photoshop and too much time on their hands get me a graphic dammit!!!!!
Oh goodie, we're going to do a number 1 contender's bout, I always like guy's fighting it out for a title shot.
Back to the draft, and we've got a 10 man Battle Royal with 3 picks on the line! Which traditionally ends our draft...wait...really? That can't be it can it? This'll be a hella short draft if it is.
For Smackdown: Mysterio, Kane, Truth, McIntyre, and Shad
For RAW: MVP, Henry, Tatsu, Santino, and Ted Dibiase
Once again, a mother fucking mismatch of epic proportions here...and it's in favor of the good guys so yay!!!
Damn, RAW gets the early advantage, as drew is gone. Oh but there goes Yoshi and it's all even again. SD regains the advantage as MVP is dropped...but damn it there goes Truth and Shad. Mark Henry out. Damn, one on two, Mysterio vs. Santino and Dibiase. Looks like RAW will take this one. RAW wins.
avie's wish: I'll give up Truth, Shad and JTG
Actual gets: Morrison, Truth, Edge
Oh rip my fucking heart out why don't you! Mother fuckers make me have to pay attention to RAW again...this is easily RAW's draft right now as they just got 2 big time main event level players in Morrison and Edge. Can we please set up a trade? Pretty please?
Next up will be Chris Jericho vs. Christian: Save us Y2J! Bring Edge back home! Please! Oh fuck...we know they aren't going to do that...God I suddenly hate this night so very very much. In response to Jericho's promo, I demand Edge be returned to Smackdown! immediately because this issue needs to be settled. Have we noticed a theme yet? I will start the "Free Edge 2010 Campaign" dammit!!!
Oh, and of course Heath Slater involves himself. Because that's the kind of ethic these RAW guys operate with really isn't it? Wow they're lucky the bell hadn't wrung yet. Good stuff here as expected, but in the end Jericho gets a fantastic Codebreaker and SD! gets the pick.
avie's wish pick: EDGE!!!!!!!
Actual Get: Kofi Kingston
Well, I can't shit on getting Kofi, the guy is a great worker and he needs to reclamation and makes an immediate impact by nailing Jericho. But still...Edge...I would consider this somewhat an even trade for Morrison but...Edge...
Next draft bout: Morrison vs. Swagger: Oh come on! I wouldn't have booked this because unless there's some fucky finish, you've either got the crappy situation of Morrison losing his first night on RAW, or the World Champion losing to a guy who he can't get the win back from.
Let's go Swagger! Fantastic match and I take it back, neither guy hurt a bit here. Hopefully SD! gets an epic pick here.
avie's wish pick: Serious this time...I want to take Shaemus
Actual Get: Christian
Well...not quite as huge a get, but this is definitely a good pick up for Smackdown and for Christian. Old history between these two from ECW as well.
Dolph vs. Hornswoggle? Really? Please don't let the Swaggle win...please please please...oh now that's just bad officiating, any other time you touch a guy it breaks the count. Total stupid here, but at least it makes Ziggler look like total scum so I guess there's that.
avie's wish pick: Take Finlay or something...he isn't doing anything, leave my active fucking talent alone you RAW fucks!!!
Actual Get: Jericho.
Oh what the...this draft sucks...this draft sucks hard...we got raped, absolutely raped...
I can't even be arsed to watch the main event....please God give us some of this back in the Supplemental or give us some other picks. The one consolation for me here is it's going to mean guys like Punk will be elevated back to the top spaces on SD! that much quicker.