So Swagger's finally getting pushed again........not sure where I stand on it after having seen the stupid "State of the Championship Address" bit. How the fuck are they going to take you seriously after something like that? You're a good enough wrestler, sure, but doing something that stupid just makes it look like a big mistake.

I'm worried about what's going to happen to JTG; we all know about what happens to the smaller guys over there.... >_< Well, at least they could have the two of them feud against each other for a while - although that didn't work out for Primo, did it?

Good way to keep Khali off the air for a while to focus on everyone else. I guess they still want to keep him around, considering he's so over with the fans (whether you like it or not).

I don't see Punk going bald - he'd look terrible that way. :P Plus, how's he supposed to be a Charles Manson impersonator without it?

I thought the state of the championship segment was good if it's only purpose was to make swagger look like he could hang. Since the excuse seemed to be so Swagger could stand tall over Edge and Jericho in a situation where they saw him coming and try to send the message that he is, or could be "on their level".

At 4/4/10 09:05 PM, PantyWipe wrote:

He {Kanyon} was the only openly gay wrestler, wasnt he?

I dunno, Pat Patterson is openly gay.. dunno if he was around the time of his active run, but he is now.

At 4/4/10 09:42 PM, Swackman wrote: So Swagger's finally getting pushed again........not sure where I stand on it after having seen the stupid "State of the Championship Address" bit. How the fuck are they going to take you seriously after something like that? You're a good enough wrestler, sure, but doing something that stupid just makes it look like a big mistake.

I dunno, I thought he was built pretty strongly.. considering they pretty much did in just 2 hrs.. I hope he finally makes it in the big leagues, and stays there.

I'm worried about what's going to happen to JTG; we all know about what happens to the smaller guys over there.... >_< Well, at least they could have the two of them feud against each other for a while - although that didn't work out for Primo, did it?

I dunno.. if they repackage JTG then maybe he might get a bit of recognition.. if not, enjoy you're stay at Jobville JTG.. cause you'll probably be there for the rest of your career.

Good way to keep Khali off the air for a while to focus on everyone else. I guess they still want to keep him around, considering he's so over with the fans (whether you like it or not).

At least this move can put a rest to that very weird tag team of Khali and Matt Hardy... seriously, who thought of putting those 2 together?.. the most random tag team i've seen in years.. whose next, Evan Bourne and Vladamir Kozlov?..

I don't see Punk going bald - he'd look terrible that way. :P Plus, how's he supposed to be a Charles Manson impersonator without it?

I always saw him as Dave Grohl with that look.. but Charles Manson is actually a good one. I always said Grohl cause TNA have Brian Kendrick, who is almost a clone of Kurt Cobain lol

I have come here to say one thing with one post and that is to spread the word of Rey Mysterio!!!!!
he is cool....

At 4/4/10 10:38 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: "who better than kanyon?"
R.I.P

Its always a shame to see such a thing happen.

As long as they make Swagger look like he can compete at the same level Jericho and Edge can, then that should help his credibility. WWE needs to focos on making him look good to help people forget that he was on the losing end on Raw. From the looks of it WWE.com moved his profile to the SD page.

PWInsider.com is reporting that WWE has released former Tag Team Champion Lance Cade. This is the second time Cade has been released from the company, and he was rehired back in October of 2009. He worked down in FCW, but was never brought up to the main roster.

I never knew they rehired him. Guess they weren't impressed with him this time around.

At 4/5/10 05:06 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: He {Kanyon} was the only openly gay wrestler, wasnt he?

Yes.

I dunno, Pat Patterson is openly gay.. dunno if he was around the time of his active run, but he is now.

Define "openly" though? I mean, it's true Pat has never gone out of his way to hide it or anything. But it's never something Pat broadcast during any of his runs with the company, and the only time I can recall it being actual public knowledge outside that reprehensible (and completely untrue) accusation Billy Graham made on Donahue that Patterson molested young males on the ring crew in the 80's.

I dunno, I thought he was built pretty strongly.. considering they pretty much did in just 2 hrs.. I hope he finally makes it in the big leagues, and stays there.

The kid's got the goods, the only thing he needs to work on I think is the lisp, that could really hold him back. Sure Dusty Rhodes got over with one...but that was Dusty Rhodes, the man had unbelievable charisma and ability to communicate, Swagger is not Big Dust.

I'm worried about what's going to happen to JTG; we all know about what happens to the smaller guys over there.... >_< Well, at least they could have the two of them feud against each other for a while - although that didn't work out for Primo, did it?

I really do think this will end with JTG as "The Janetty" through no fault of his own. WWE doesn't care about tag teams these days, and in general the rule with teams is it's very rare once they split that both can get pushed (Miz and Morrison are the exception). Usually the company splits them because they're really behind one member, and not the other. I think this will be the beginning of the end of JTG in WWE.

I dunno.. if they repackage JTG then maybe he might get a bit of recognition.. if not, enjoy you're stay at Jobville JTG.. cause you'll probably be there for the rest of your career.

I dunno if WWE is really going to wind up hanging onto him, maybe they could try bringing Slam Master J back into the mix now but honestly? I think this is the beginning of JTG headed towards a release, and then trying to rebuild himself on the indies.

Good way to keep Khali off the air for a while to focus on everyone else. I guess they still want to keep him around, considering he's so over with the fans (whether you like it or not).

I think it's more he's really good for the Indian market vs. being all that over with American fans. I think they could easily drop Khali and most of the world wouldn't care, but since WWE continues to think globally, it's worth having him around as they try to expand into India.

At least this move can put a rest to that very weird tag team of Khali and Matt Hardy... seriously, who thought of putting those 2 together?.. the most random tag team i've seen in years.. whose next, Evan Bourne and Vladamir Kozlov?..

If they just need to slap a team together to challenge the champs at some point? It could happen. WWE doesn't really care all that much about tag team wrestling in case you haven't noticed.

I always saw him as Dave Grohl with that look.. but Charles Manson is actually a good one. I always said Grohl cause TNA have Brian Kendrick, who is almost a clone of Kurt Cobain lol

Yeah, I think Punk is probably channeling Manson and Raven (who was himself really channeling Manson) for this current character. I really like it and I like that he's working Rey Rey as after this feud ends it can easily put him right back into the SD! main event picture and hopefully by that point they will have established Swagger firmly in that role and we can have a really good main event picture on SD! (I'm going to assume none of these guys get traded in the draft).

Just heard TNA released Christopher Daniels...yeah, declining ratings, Hulk and Bischoff not really working...and they let Christopher Daniels go? Really? Note to WWE: SNAP HIM UP! Especially if you're going to have a season 2 of NXT. Putting Kaval and Daniels on the Tuesday show where they can just have 20 minute matches to "prove themselves" sounds like good TV to me!

I'm surprised Swagger didn't cash his MITB contract at Wrestlemania. I could have sworn he said "if I win money in the bank at Wrestlemania, I'm cashing it in that night". Why wait until Smackdown? I mean, Jericho was seriously injured at Wrestlemania. Moreso than he was on Smackdown. It makes no sense. He literally cashed it in 2 days later. Either way, it's a hit or miss with Swagger. He reminds me of a young Kurt Angle. Seeing him with a serious face while holding the championship was pretty cool. I gotta admit, he does fit the profile of a champion. But will he have a reign like JBL or will his reign last as long as Kane's?

At 4/5/10 03:00 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Yeah, I think Punk is probably channeling Manson and Raven (who was himself really channeling Manson) for this current character. I really like it and I like that he's working Rey Rey as after this feud ends it can easily put him right back into the SD! main event picture and hopefully by that point they will have established Swagger firmly in that role and we can have a really good main event picture on SD! (I'm going to assume none of these guys get traded in the draft).

But didn't Punk and Raven hate each other? And I'm sure in real life, Punk thinks Manson is despicable. Unless if he really does have mental problems...like me. *twitch* Meh, ADHD and OCD aren't all that ba-- *twitch twitch twitch* --d.
And my Rey Rey thing is finally catching on. Woo.
Yet no one cares about my Flair references. *sigh*

And I think that you guys are right. Philllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllip may be a good guy to be friends with. Espiecially with me. That's right. I said it. >:(
We are both straight edge.
Both of us's dream jobs are in the wrestling career.
We're both petrified of the Undertaker. :D
We both like Lita, but on very, VERY different levels.
I'm only 11 inches shorter than him. I don't know why I wanted to mention that, but yeah.

Also...OH GOD! JEFF! OH MY EFFING GAWD!!!
Is that a butterfly on your face?
Oh yeah...and Mr. Anderson.
*ahem*
Hey Kennedy, I guess you wanted to spite the WWE for releasing you?
Well I don't think they care.
And the "Knock-Outs".
None of them are even remotely physically attractive.

So, yeah. WWE 4 life.

At 4/5/10 09:19 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: But didn't Punk and Raven hate each other?

In storylines for ROH and other indies in 03? Hell yeah. But in real life their if not friends, friendly co-workers. Basically they were good dance partners for each other and made money and got press together as they had a feud very reminiscent I think of the issue Raven had with Sandman in ECW, but with the roles reversed.

And I'm sure in real life, Punk thinks Manson is despicable. Unless if he really does have mental problems...like me. *twitch* Meh, ADHD and OCD aren't all that ba-- *twitch twitch twitch* --d.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's not a fan of the guy, but he's useful as character research for what Punk is doing here.

And my Rey Rey thing is finally catching on. Woo.
Yet no one cares about my Flair references. *sigh*

I think that's because most people are just simply disgusted at Flair at this point :)

And I think that you guys are right. Philllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllip may be a good guy to be friends with. Espiecially with me. That's right. I said it. >:(

I think we all knew that was coming.

We are both straight edge.

Which means your better then us...or at least me, I love drinking.

Both of us's dream jobs are in the wrestling career.

We're both petrified of the Undertaker. :D

Undertaker is only scary if you're working with him...in which case don't be lazy, and don't set him on fire and it's all good.

We both like Lita, but on very, VERY different levels.

I'm still trying to figure that one out...I mean, I've heard stories about Lita...I don't know that I'd want to go anywhere near that without giving her a blood test and bathing her in disinfectant.

Also...OH GOD! JEFF! OH MY EFFING GAWD!!!
Is that a butterfly on your face?

Ah the crazy ass face painting of Jeff Hardy...

Oh yeah...and Mr. Anderson.
*ahem*
Hey Kennedy, I guess you wanted to spite the WWE for releasing you?
Well I don't think they care.

I don't either. In fact I think I heard at the time the feeling was basically like "good luck with that purchase TNA" from within Titan Towers.

And the "Knock-Outs".
None of them are even remotely physically attractive.

In TNA it's not "Knock-Out" as in beauty queens, it's "Knock-Out" in terms of ability to fuck you up. They're trying to have real women wrestlers and therefore build a true women's division. Which I give them credit for as it's something that could make them different from WWE.

At 4/5/10 09:19 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: And the "Knock-Outs".
None of them are even remotely physically attractive.

I dunno, Lacey Von Erich is quite a piece.

REALLY?! A FUCKING WWE FORUM?!. omfg. I hope you all die in a fire. Fuck. You actually think wrestling is real? It's fucking STAGED! There's no real fighting. Good god you are dumbasses. Oh, wow, people hitting eachother, how motherfucking entertaining! NOOOOOOOOOOOOT. Ok, well...I'm done ranting, good luck in you're stupid-ass forum.

At 4/6/10 10:41 AM, ComedyAddict wrote: You actually think wrestling is real?

You mean it isn't? Your kidding me? Santa though, he's real right?

I love haters...mostly because I haven't banned anybody in awhile and I was getting rusty, bwahahaha.

Also yes, Lacey Von Erich is hot as hell...conversely she is also stupid as hell, but that's ok...I'm good with just staring at her.

At 4/4/10 09:05 PM, PantyWipe wrote: He {Kanyon} was the only openly gay wrestler, wasnt he?

I almost Forgot.. Orlando Jordan is Bi... I know it's different but technically he still likes men.

At 4/6/10 09:55 PM, Random-Her03 wrote: I almost Forgot.. Orlando Jordan is Bi... I know it's different but technically he still likes men.

Yeah...and that's working out SO well for TNA so far....

It's like every week anymore Impact only gets remembered for one truly disgusting and/or completely baffling segment on their TV.

Jim Ross has updated his blog over at JRsBarBQ.com. Below is a highlight:

"Many of the most famous wrestlers from a multitude of decades are still battling today to stay relevant because they either need the money or they just can't walk away from the biz and 'smell of the popcorn.' Some times I see things on TV featuring wrestlers my age or older and it saddens me. Same goes when I read of older guys who are still having to wrestle where ever they can get a booking to help put bread on the table after having successful, multi year careers in which many did no long term, financial planning. This is not a problem only of the wrestling establishment but the talents themselves have to be held equally accountable for not having the self discipline to prepare for the future which includes putting money away in a protected area and certainly paying one's taxes."

Hey Flair, I think he's talking about you. And Hogan.

So how was NXT? Have they kicked anyone off the show yet?

At 4/7/10 12:11 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: Hey Flair, I think he's talking about you. And Hogan.

There's a lot of guys from that era sadly he's talking about. At least in Hogan's case though he got smacked by a divorce he probably didn't see coming since she was married to the woman for the entirety of his career and all that. Flair's been married like 4 times now...you'd think he'd learn. Plus he's never stopped living the gimmick.

So how was NXT? Have they kicked anyone off the show yet?

Nope, 5 weeks until they kick ONE guy off. Honestly, they've really blown it with this and I wouldn't be surprised if they don't do another season and SyFy just ends up with SD. WWE should have just copied The Ultimate Fighter or re-did the show similar to Tough Enough. The problem though is that all these guys are under contract already and they're trying to get most of them as much TV time as possible to develop and be sent to RAW or SD! when it's over. But that doesn't really work for the "reality TV" concept since basically what we've got is "nobodies" wrestling "nobodies" each week now and the ranking thing only made it worse. I have a friend that's a lapsed fan that's been watching it and he's ready to throw in the towel, especially after hearing Daniel Bryan who hadn't won a match yet was ranked number 1. Just seems like when it pulled in the ECW rating that WWE threw in the towel and stopped trying again.

At 4/6/10 07:34 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I love haters...mostly because I haven't banned anybody in awhile and I was getting rusty, bwahahaha.

It's nice having a mod as one of the main members. Hope you gave him a nice long ban ;)

Anyway Monday night Raw was pretty damn good. The match between Swagger and Orton was one of the highlights of the show. There were times when I thought Swagger was going to pick up the victory! I truly believe he's starting to prove himself. I love how they made him more "serious" when he won the title. I had my doubts about this kid but after seeing what he's capable, I think he could be a great champion. He's got in-ring skills so the only thing he needs to work on is his mic skills and he'll be set.

I also loved the twist at the end where David Otunga just left Cena in the ring. I never even expected that! I though Otunga wanted the titles so he couldn't be eliminated from NXT. Hell if he was a tag champ, there's no way they can cut him, right? Anyway, we got our first match for Extreme Rules. A last man standing match between Cena and Batista. Can Cena overcome the odds? Or will Batista be the last man standing?

NXT was ok this week... i shook my head when they announced that damn keg challenge..
I was afraid of the show starting to have stupid little challenges like the Diva Search..

But besides that they still had plenty of matches, but one thing pissed me off.. WHERE THE HELL WERE THE PROS?
I hope WWE aren't thinking of just removing the pros now.. they're an important part of the show.. plus the whole Miz/Bryan storyline was gold, and now they haven't shed any light on it for about 3 weeks now..
Also it now looks like they've made Michael Tarver the joke of the show... i was actually surprised he wasn't in last place last week.. It's kind of unfair that the guy with the jobber pro is also getting treated like a jobber.

I didn't watch RAW.. but I dunno, it looked pretty bland to me.. I'm already missing Shawn Michaels.. If Christian moves to Smackdown in the draft (won't happen since WWE seem to do everything BUT what the fans really want, with him) then I'm telling you know.. I will not watch RAW anymore..

But speaking of Christian, If this Million Dollar belt is actually coming into play now, I wouldn't mind seeing it around his waist.. hell, if they're not gonna give him a push for the World Title give him that one.. or the US title.

And yes Avie, Orlando Jordan's new gimmick is creepy as hell.. I do like the guy.. but this gimmick will probably send him down the shitter.. I remember Jordan requested that gimmick while he was in WWE... I'm actually very surprised that they didn't go with it at the time, you know.. when they weren't PG and all..

At 4/7/10 08:58 AM, Random-Her03 wrote: But speaking of Christian, If this Million Dollar belt is actually coming into play now, I wouldn't mind seeing it around his waist.. hell, if they're not gonna give him a push for the World Title give him that one.. or the US title.

Are you serious? That isn't going to happen. The million dollar belt is DiBiase's push not Christians. I see him getting an "Unsanctioned Million Dollar Title Match" but Teddy will retain. I hope it will eventually lead to his father bringing in Brett Dibiase to challenge for the belt and the title of the favoured son.

At 4/6/10 10:41 AM, ComedyAddict wrote: REALLY?! A FUCKING WWE FORUM?!. omfg. I hope you all die in a fire. Fuck. You actually think wrestling is real? It's fucking STAGED! There's no real fighting. Good god you are dumbasses. Oh, wow, people hitting eachother, how motherfucking entertaining! NOOOOOOOOOOOOT. Ok, well...I'm done ranting, good luck in you're stupid-ass forum.

You're a fucking moron. WE DON'T THINK IT'S REAL. It's just entertaining to watch fake wrestling for some reason. Also, if your ban ever ends, you stupid '10'er...let me know if you ever watched wrestling in your life.

Also, did you guys ever read the "Randy Motherfucking Orton" threads? If not, GO, NOW. They're very funny.
If you're too lazy to click these links, here is a quick summary.

Randy "Motherfucking" Orton breaks into HAcoreRD's house and terrorizes him on numerous occasions. He RKOs HAcoreRD often, while being very nice to HAcoreRD's mother and family. A must-read. $7.99 US

Seriously. READ IT, FOR IT IS EPICNESS.

Also, I just got a new WWE Mag. It was the day after WrestleMania, so I thought it was only right to get the one with Shawn Michaels on the cover(there are 26 collectable covers for those crazed fans).
And now my Language Arts teacher is insulting him...and me.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Oh yeah. And there's this article with a creepy picture of...who else? CM FRIGGIN' PUNK.
If you look into the picture's eyes for at least five seconds...he looks like a rapist.
Oh yeah, and we're both straight-edge pyromaniacs.
That's why he turned down the chance to be a Taker druid and went with the Chicago gangster thing instead.

At 4/7/10 10:27 AM, Shaun wrote: Are you serious? That isn't going to happen. The million dollar belt is DiBiase's push not Christians. I see him getting an "Unsanctioned Million Dollar Title Match" but Teddy will retain. I hope it will eventually lead to his father bringing in Brett Dibiase to challenge for the belt and the title of the favoured son.

Yeah, I think it's just part of Ted's push, but honestly I don't really think it'll help much. Cloning him from his dad isn't a good idea to me, and The Million Dollar Belt was a great idea when first introduced, but it hasn't been useful really since. It did nothing for Austin when he had it...so what can it really do for Ted? I'm all for rebuilding and pushing the guy, but I don't think turning him into the second coming of his dad is going to help him.

At least its something though. I think Cody is going to get the short end of the stick in terms of getting a push. He just doesn't have the charisma to really stand out. It is neat to see that million dollar belt again.

If they really want to strengthen their mid-card, they need to have some of them compete for the mid level belt for whichever brand they are on. We need more guys wanting to be a champion and will go through whatever it takes to get a shot. Drew and Miz are good heels to work with and can help in this area. Even if they retain, they can allow others to showcase their talent. Miz vs. Christian would be good, as would Drew vs. Tyson Kidd or David Hart Smith.

Yeah I see what you guys mean... When you think Million Dollar belt, you think DiBiase.. though Christian vs Miz for the US title would be good.. they both have big personalities, it would be good to see them clash.

I just read that WWE are planning to make a new heel faction involving DiBiase... it's gonna be full of 2nd generation wrestlers, wrestlers that are rumored to be involved is Ted's younger brother Brett DiBiase and Mr. Perfect's son, Joe Hennig.. they also got other guys in FCW that could get involved like Ricky Steamboat's son, Richie Steamboat.. even though Ricky was pretty much a babyface for his entire career, it might be a cool thing to see his son as a heel... doesn't say anything about Cody Rhodes though.. i think he'll probably get drafted to Smackdown.

Also even though he's not really considered a legend, Rikishi's twin sons are also in FCW, Jimmy and Jules Uso, they're currently the tag champs in the company. Sure they're father's not a legend but they are considered 3rd Generation wrestlers, maybe they could be the tag division part of the faction... probably won't happen though.

So he would head a second Legacy group? Not exactly the most original idea, but it could work. WWE does have a fair number of 2nd and 3rd generation wrestlers that they can use in this. I wonder if they would use Carlito and Primo? Nah, I think the ship has sailed for them. I'm suprised Primo hasn't been released yet.

At 4/8/10 10:25 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: I wonder if they would use Carlito and Primo? Nah, I think the ship has sailed for them. I'm suprised Primo hasn't been released yet.

I haven't seen Primo for months.
And Carlito is just...feh.

But if you wanted to see the creepy picture of Punk, here you go.
At school, I had a challenge for everyone; Look into Punk's eyes for at least 10 seconds with a straight face. At 8 seconds, I whisper, "Doesn't he look like a raaaaapiiist?"
Everyone lost.
And I now challenge you.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
Doesn't he look like a raaaaapiiiist?
Did you keep a straight face? YES? Stop lying.

I can't wait till SmackDown!!
AKA "The Night CM Punk Got HIS Head Shaved".
Butterflies are back.
:D

At 4/8/10 08:42 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: I haven't seen Primo for months.

He's mostly on WWE Superstars.

Also yeah I was thinking that this new planned stable is a lot like legacy... let's just hope it isn't a big flop like legacy.. it has potential.

So we'll make Ted Dibiase...who is trying to re-establish credibility...the head of a stable of guys that have no track record and will just be trading off their dad's names?

Does that sound stupid to you? I think it should...WWE should scrap this idea immediately and just focus on building Ted up more first and THEN maybe worry about this. Also sending Ted to SD! in the draft would be a good idea.

Also agreed about mid-level belts...it used to be the IC belt was the belt you either gave to the best worker in the company, or the guy you were looking at to break out and you wanted to test him as a champion first with less pressure. They've completely abandoned this idea and I agree they absolutely should bring it back.

At 4/7/10 06:53 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:
Also, did you guys ever read the "Randy Motherfucking Orton" threads? If not, GO, NOW. They're very funny.
If you're too lazy to click these links, here is a quick summary.

Randy "Motherfucking" Orton breaks into HAcoreRD's house and terrorizes him on numerous occasions. He RKOs HAcoreRD often, while being very nice to HAcoreRD's mother and family. A must-read. $7.99 US

Seriously. READ IT, FOR IT IS EPICNESS.

Hah, I remember those threads. HAcoreRD is a good friend of mine actually but it seems he's quit Newgrounds. We both worked on a few movies together... good times indeed.

Well I was about to record "WWE Superstars" but it was basically half-way over and I wanted to watch Men In Black, so I cancelled the recording. Hell I haven't even watched my NXT recordings yet! Those shows just don't do it for me. The only ones I watch every single week are Smackdown and Raw. Speaking of which, I can't wait to watch Smackdown later today!

At 4/9/10 01:47 AM, Vinstigator wrote: Hah, I remember those threads. HAcoreRD is a good friend of mine actually but it seems he's quit Newgrounds. We both worked on a few movies together... good times indeed.

*sigh*
Yeeeah.

Well I was about to record "WWE Superstars" but it was basically half-way over and I wanted to watch Men In Black, so I cancelled the recording.

Hah. I agree, Men in Black vs. Superstars...Men in Black.

Hell I haven't even watched my NXT recordings yet!

I'm trying to watch as many as I can, because that African kid and that dude that is a loser and Punk's guy all show potential. But...it's just SOOOO BOORRRING.

Those shows just don't do it for me. The only ones I watch every single week are Smackdown and Raw.

Because those are the only ones that even matter anymore.

Speaking of which, I can't wait to watch Smackdown later today!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO IGNORE ME.
But seriously, why are you so eager? I wanna see CM Punk get baldeded.
With Rey Rey and his entire family laughing.
Awwwww, and little Princess Alea is the one shaving him.
Wouldn't that be adorable?
And if only Punk's birthday were that day...
"...haaapy biirthdaaayy...toooooo....yoooooou!"
Oh yeah, and one more thing with the Punk/Me friendship possibility.
Our birthdays are in October.
Yes, I stal-- follo-- edumacate myself on him that much.
AND ME, CODY RHODES, TED, RANDY ORTON, JOHN CENA, AND COUNTLESS OTHERS ARE IN THE SAME GENERATION. HOW COOL IS THAT?!?! Sadly, neither Jeffro or Punk are in my generation. THAT SUCKS.