Argh, I must've refreshed the page when I was predicting Taker/Punk, and lost all the predictions I made... This is why you shouldn't have a drink then go on forums. But drinking is making these predictions more fun for me, especially in the Cena/Orton section.
So here I go, trying to remember what I wrote before.
At 9/13/09 07:43 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:
1. United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs The Miz
This match was thrown haphazardly onto the PPV, so logic dictates that Kofi should retain. There's been no build to the match, and no one cares.
Of course, The Miz is trying to fulfil his lifelong dream to become an unimportant undercard champion. I can't ruin the man's dreams, so Miz to win.
2. Kane vs The Great Khali w/ Runjin Singh (Singapore Cane Match)
ZZZzzz. Is Vince trying to sabotage Smackdown so it puts on a match people care less about than John Cena and Randy Orton? Whatever, Khali has been handing it to Kane weekly, and no one cares about either, so Kane to win. Then they can have another match the next few PPVs.
3. Unified Tag Team Champions Chris Jericho & Big Show vs MVP & Mark Henry
Here's something to consider: Raw needs Jericho. Whilst I didn't like Bob Barker's parts on Raw, many people said his exchange with Y2J was the best thing on the show. Parts of this match should be good (specifically the parts which don't involve Show or Henry).
So, Christina and Fat Shit, or what ever hilarious name Shaq called them, to win.
4. DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) vs Legacy (Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase) (Submissions Count Anywhere Match)
Fuck, I had an awesome prediction for this. I hope I remember it.
Ok, so logic states that the kids should go over the unfunny vets, right? My dream scenario goes like this: A bloodied up HBK tapping to the Million Dollar Dream, whilst he looks on at Cody Rhodes beating the living shit out of an unconscious Triple H.
Since this is DX, though, and they can do whatever the fuck they want, I see this happening:
HBK forcing either member of legacy to tap out. To the sharpshooter. In the middle of the ring. IN FUCKING MONTREAL.
If DX are the team that can break Kayfabe all they want, and make their little smart jokes, then I could easily see this happening. HBK is never EVER going to be welcomed as a face in Montreal anyway (get over it, Canada), so I see no reason why they can't have a joke at the expense of Canada and the Spirit Squad. Or whoever it is they're burying this time.
DX to win!
5. ECW Champion Christian vs William Regal w/ Ezekiel Jackson and Vladimir Kozlov
The sad thing is, more effort went into your prediction of this match than the effort that probably went into actually booking the previous match between these two. And probably this match too. I see Zeke and Vlad the Impaler beating on Christian for the DQ, and Regal taking the strap in the next meeting between these two.
6. WWE Champion Randy Orton vs John Cena (I Quit Match)
Ohhh man. There are numerous reasons to not predict this match, including the fact that these two have faced off so many times before, it was boring first time, I don't like Cena or Orton, and Cena ISN'T GOING TO LOSE.
So you want my prediction: PAIN. I'm seriously not going to predict this match.
7. World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs Undertaker (Submission Match)
This is by far the most interesting match of the night. As you say, CM Punk can't afford to lose, but this is Taker's first match back. Also, did anyone mention that Undertaker HAS NEVER TAPPED OUT TO LOSE A MATCH?
As much as a loss will hurt Punk, I see no way he's coming out with the strap. Punk knocking Taker unconscious? I just don't see it. I predict a Taker win.