Here are my predictions. Before I say them, I would like to inform you that this PPV is probably gonna suck major donkey ballz. Predictions are bolded.
Matt Hardy vs. Chavo Guerrero(United States Championship): Hey, what do you know, two ECW superstars fighting for a SD title. Excluding his match on the draft, Matt Hardy showed us a tremendous winning streak and dominance. I don't think Chavo has a chance. They might also put the US title on ECW. They might as well, ECW is getting ass raped.
John Morrison & The Miz vs. Finlay & Hornswaggle(WWE Tag Team Championship): I can't believe it myself that I'm putting my money on Finlay and Hornswaggle, but I have this feeling deep inside. Plus, John Morrison & The Miz pretty much had the titles long enough. Wait a second. FOUR MORE ECW SUPERSTARS fighting for a SD title! Looks like ECW is about to get more titles than SD. This is getting sad.
Katie Lea Burchill vs. Mickie James(Women's Championship): I got a boner just THINKING of these girls wrestling each other. Jesus Christ, I don't know how I'm going to go through this match without cumming all over the television. Oh god I'm rambling on again about my sexual fantasies. Ahem. Well, Layla has just gotten drafted to Raw and I see Mickie losing it to her after a few times. The undefeated streaks of women always end at PPVs when fighting for the title.
Ted Dibiase & ??? vs. Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly(World Tag Team Championships): I always knew that the World Tag Team Championships almost never get won at PPVs. Besides, this son of Ted Dibiase never wrestled a match, may I also include that he is a faggot. I really don't want to go on about this match, it's making me sick just thinking about it.
Kane vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry(ECW World Title): I must say, ECW is the most predictable shit i've ever watched. Mark Henry hasn't done much anything in his career yet he's named the "World's Strongest Man". I just know he's going to win, besides, Kane is on Raw, Big Show's on SD, and Mark Henry is the only one to bring home the title.
Edge vs. Batista(World Heavyweight Championship): Batista has never beaten Edge for the World Heavyweight Championship, and I especially don't expect him to win it now that he's on Raw. As I said before, Edge is a great competitor, and while he has Vickie on his side just makes him even stronger.
John Cena vs. HHH(WWE Championship): I have so many reasons to think this way. First of all, Cena is MUCH better than Triple H, I don't care what anyone says. Second of all, he's the champ, man! He hasn't had it for a long time now, either. Third of all, HHH had enough time being champion, as we said before, they basically changed the Fatal Four Way at Backlash to elimination in favor of Triple H. Fourth and most important, Triple H has just been drafted to Smackdown, and the title must go back to Raw, unless they plan on having Batista win it and HHH keep it so that the world titles can switch brands again, like they did before, but I really doubt that's going to happen.
Well, those are my predictions. To be honest, I didn't feel to confindent making them, I really don't know how this PPV is going to turn out. Hopefully it'll turn out good, but so far it doesn't look that exciting.