At 5/13/08 01:49 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
At 5/13/08 01:13 AM, PantyWipe wrote:
Wow, I hate to say this, because they're both so talented, but this Jericho/Michaels feud is really boring the shit out of me.
This is what happens when you create a situation where somebody needs to turn heel, BUT THEN YOU DON'T TURN ANYBODY FUCKING HEEL!!! I mean, either Michaels really was injured, and Jericho is the scumbag heel who didn't believe it, and beat the shit out of him to prove it, gets proven wrong, then just nails him because he's looking to gratify his own career and ego. If Michaels is faking, then he turns heel for being a coward and a pussy for trying to fool everybody. But neither thing happened, it was just dumb and confusing. I did lol at Michaels saying "For the first time in my career, I faked an injury" I just know that was something to screw with the internet there, had to be.
That pisses off so much. Its like a "Who gives a fuck?" feud between Michaels and Jericho. What are they both gonna be faces? For fucks sake, somebody turn heel already! I might actually give a shit if they do that.
Also, Jeff Hardy is so fucking EMBARRASSING the way he comes out with that retarded beard and humping the floor and air on his way to the ring. I'm literally embarrassed for the both of us when I see him do that.
Jeff got a big pop, but to me, I don't sacrifice poor Umaga for this, unless there's some big thank you push coming, and there are rumblings he could move to SD! and become a big deal over there, what was the point? Umaga has had his own run in with the wellness policy, but not the way Hardy has. This should have been what Snitsky wound up doing tonight, instead of losing to Mr. Kennedy.
Im at the point with Umaga that I want to grab every WWF booker by the face and scream at the top of my lungs "you had an AWESOME MONSTER HEEL! If you let him fucking win one of his matches instead of making him the bizzaro version of goldberg, he might actually be menacing and people would see him as a threat! STOP FUCKING HIM OVER! Stop making him the go to guy for squash matches and have him win AT LEAST as many matches as the fucking brooklyn brawler!"
God damn, I am so sick of watching Umanga get his ass kicked on a weekly basis. He just lost to a drug addict with 2 strikes whos claim to fame is jumping off shit, having the worlds gayest chin strap and humping the floor and air on his way to the ring to make all the 12 year old girls in the audience cooze themselves. There should be absolutely no fucking WAY Hardy should EVER beat Umaga. Now when that fucking moron gets caught smoking a glass dick again next week and gets his mid-card ass kicked out of the WWF permanently, Umaga is STILL gonna be the guy who fucking lost to him. If they put the strap on him now the crowd would laugh themselves to death because theyve fucked Umaga over harder harder than male pattern baldness has fucked over Hogan.
Umagas one more loss away from changing the word "Bulldozer" in his nickname to "the somoan brawler"
I dont mean to go on a psychotic rant but Jesus Christ, throw the poor guy a BONE already. When yer jobbing to a guy whos blood type is barbituates and meth theyve basically fucked yer wrestling career PERMANENTLY.