I've been a little starved for comp time lately, but I'm here now. :P I didn't get to finish watching Mondzay's RAW, & I missed ECW (I'm kinda' done with ECW anyway), but maybe I can catch TNA tonight; if not, I'll simply have it recorded like usual.
Ok, I must wrap this up, which is good considering I only have a couple of characters left. :P
At 1/31/08 08:16 AM, youngblood26 wrote:
Wow, JBL, for being considered to be "Just A Big Loser", now he is a winner of his magic brew, "Mamajuana".
Inspired by the centuries-old Caribbean legend of a similar namesake, John "Bradshaw" Layfield unveils a revolutionary and all-new product in male performance: Mamajuana Energy. This special formula whose lore boasts the capacity to combat everything from exhaustion to the common cold is being brought to the United States by the media maven, himself. At last, this energy potion is available now, exclusively online at www.mamajuanaenergy.com.
Source: WWE.com
Maybe he'll make enough money selling that to quit wrestling......
Lol, yeah, I know I'm dreaming. >_<a t 2/1/08 07:09 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:
The McMahon bastard son storyline has won the gooker award. Check it out here.
Lol, I han't ever actually been on WrestleCrap before. I now want that book.
At 2/2/08 02:02 AM, boloneyman wrote:
Why is Bid Daddy V in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber? Isn't he still on ECW? I'm not even going to rant on that, it is pretty obvious why its stupid.
Haven't you heard? ECW is now the 2nd SD.
Poor Heyman....
At 2/2/08 06:51 AM, youngblood26 wrote:
I'm just a wrestling fan although other critiques says it's fake. Yeah, it's true but I only need entertainment.
That's the spirit! Most people seem to miss that point of pro wrestling being entertainment instead of pure wrestling these days.
At 2/2/08 09:53 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:
I think having two of the same gimmick match on the same ppv is an awful idea, especially considering that it's the the chamber. That sort of cheapens it, and besides that once we sit through one chamber match, what will be so super special about the second? The beauty of the elimination chamber is that we see it like once a year so it has a special meaning to it, like the hell in a cell. So doing this just puzzels me. WWE honestly couldn't think of something else?
I dunno' they do ECs even less than Hell in a Cell matches, so I see it as more of a treat.
At 2/2/08 11:01 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
Yea, sounds like 08 for the WWF is gonna be just like 07. Rad.
Sarcasm dually (did I spekl that right?) noted.
At 2/2/08 11:42 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:
At 2/2/08 04:13 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
I bet that Vince has forgotten that! The burial of true talent like Kennedy makes me sick.
Now, the reason Kennedy dosen't get pushed:
"I don't take steroids because of the Wellness Policy. People who take steroids are asshole faggots. The Wellness Policy is awesome and it helps people and I'd never violate it. Billy Graham is disgusting, blah blah blah"
Signature Pharmacy list of people buying steroids online:
Ken Anderson, who wrestles as Ken Kennedy.
Ooh, that was stupid. >_<
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At 2/3/08 06:23 AM, The-Redangleprince wrote:
Since it hasn't been said yet, Brock Lesnar tapped out to former Heavyweight Champion Frank Mirr in his UFC debut last night.
DAMN YOU, LESNAR!!!
At 2/3/08 10:25 AM, The-Redangleprince wrote:
Actually, the plan was to be since early spring when Vince began leading up to his faked death. The storyline was gonna be Kennedy revealing himself as Vinces heir and rightful heir to everything leaving the other Mckids out. Something along those lines, but when that line got vut, they tried again with McBastard son, and Kennedy lost that due to the scandal. They had promised a payoff just before Kennedy was named, so they had to go with something else.
So, KENNEDY CAUSED ALL THIS! DAMN YOU, TOO, KENNEDY!!! You turned a great storyline concept into something that won a WrestleCrap award!? (Although I don't find it as bad as most of you do, but the original idea was sooooooooo much better.) I should start calling you Anderson out of disrespect for your dumb ass.........but I won't.
At 2/3/08 04:32 PM, MCU wrote:
He's that fat stripper who makes cock jokes with DX.
Why is that guy even there to begin with? I know he's the son of a former wrestler or something, but that's no excuse for the horrible gimmick he's stuck in.
Probably won't be a big fan of his UFC stuff. Only wrestler I like in UFC is Ken Shamrock.
That's ironic; Ken Shamrock's name was just brought up a little while ago in regards to something else.
At 2/4/08 12:24 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
It was definitely a dick move by Hardy, but TNA was stupid to take a guy that had been just released from WWE because he was telling people he was more interested in his band then wrestling, and had a drug problem as well at the time. I don't blame TNA fans for being mad that Hardy screwed them, but I think you have to lay a lot of that blame on TNA management for letting in somebody who was really screwed up, and doing basically nothing to get him to address those issues.
Or maybe he just wasn't into TNA, kinda' like how Rikishi left.
Wait, Jeff has a band? That explains the gimmick.
At 2/5/08 09:02 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:
Vince needs to keep his pants on.
But he's known for constantly losing his pants. That's how this storyline happened in the first place.
At 2/6/08 09:20 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
I cant believe John Cena picked up sexual chocolate like that. That was the first thing hes done that has impressed me in YEARS.
People seem to forget that Cena is actually strong enough to do stuff like that; I know Khali isn't as big as Henry weight-wise, but he FU'd him, too.
At 2/6/08 09:52 PM, The-Redangleprince wrote:
So TNA is trying to hire Bob Knight....Yes, Coach Bob Knight. I don't understand why they'd wanna do something that no wrestling fan wants to see happen when they've got fundamental flaws to fix already. Then again, I haven't understood TNA in a long time so its not too surprising.
Like mentioned on that link, he should actually fit in quite nicely, considering he likes to throw chairs. :P
At 2/7/08 05:13 PM, LordKooler wrote:
WWE is going to cease affiliation with Ohio Valley Wrestling.
Source: Gerweck.net
February 7, 2008
World Wrestling Entertainment® announced today that Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW) will no longer be affiliated with World Wrestling Entertainment as an official developmental territory, making Florida Championship Wrestling%u2122 (FCW%u2122) WWE's official development training facility for talent around the globe.
That explains why I saw a commercial for a company I never heard of featuring Miz/Morrison & Dusty Rhodes; now I know why.
At 2/8/08 08:04 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:
And in other "Holy Shit!" news. SD! is leaving CW at the end of the season, sounds like the network finally decided they don't want wrestling anymore. The current scuttlebutt is MyNetworkTV may be bidding hard for it. Fuck I don't even know if I get that channel, and just when I'd begun to get back into SD! a bit.
That'd be kinda' bad on CW's part; I thought it was pulling in a shitload of ratings for them. Wow, if MyNetwork TV gets a hold of this, it'd be huge for them; they could definitely use the boost.
At 2/8/08 08:57 PM, Outlaw88 wrote:
I've never even heard of that one.. Crap I don't have that channel, I don't want to miss SD due to this.
LOL Festus wearing a bag over his head was teh funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. I had the t.v. to another channel and when I flipped it back I saw the two of them in the ring and I just burst out laughing when I saw them. Hahahaha, I'm a fan of Jesse and Festus now. :)
Hilarious, ain't it? And the really funny part is that Jesse doesn't seem to realize that the 'psychiatric help' had absolutely no effect on Festus whatsoever.