Rumble predictions:
- Hardys vs. MNM
I think the E likes to just constantly bury the same people, and Matt Hardy seems to have gotten out of that department recently, thanks to Jeff.
- That show on Thursday's World Champion Bobby Lashley vs. Test
Obviously, my first reaction is, who cares? I haven't watched that show on Thursday since the PPV fiasco D2D. But I don't think they could conceivably do anything to benefit the show (as the participants of this match show), so Lashley will probably keep the title for years just to make the show that much more boring.
- World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Mr. Kennedy
Pipe dreams, I know. I don't think Kennedy stands a chance, seeing as he has gotten the advantage over Batista and Taker for the past month, but seeing as he has actually been wrestling regularly on TV, unlike the Animal, I think he deserves the win.
- WWE Champion John Cena vs. Umaga (Last Man Standing Match)
Heh. This is a match type where Umaga can't get beaten by being pinned, so it obviously goes in Cena's favour, considering Umaga's only been pinned once. And who can honestly see anyone keeping that fucking cockroach Cena down for a ten count? He's more resiliant than Rocky.
- 30-Man Royal Rumble Match
My picks are:
- HBK
- Taker
- Orton
- Carlito
- Shelton Benjamin
I don't think either of the bottom two will be likely winners, but Reyrey won it last year, so anything can happen.
HBK seems possessed coming into the rumble, so I think he has a chance.
Taker could go on to face Mr. Kennedy at Wrestlemania for the title, and Kennedy could be the one to beat Taker's unbeaten record at Mania. So this is my favourite scenario :D
Orton is on a roll, and they don't usually have you take out your partner if nothing's gonna come of it. And the E likes pushing this guy no matter how bad he fucks up :(