Perhaps as a way to get some attention the WWE has something up their sleeve.

I'm watching USA and there was a commercial for RAW saying that Vince MCmahon is "out indefinitely" it also said not to miss the first 10 minutes of RAW, which probably means that somethng's gonna happen at the start of RAW... Maybe Raw will finally get a new GM.

At 9/21/06 10:16 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Perhaps as a way to get some attention the WWE has something up their sleeve.

I'm watching USA and there was a commercial for RAW saying that Vince MCmahon is "out indefinitely" it also said not to miss the first 10 minutes of RAW, which probably means that somethng's gonna happen at the start of RAW... Maybe Raw will finally get a new GM.

Wouldn't it be about damn time? We've been waiting for that to happen since Eric Bischoff got the boot...wonder who it'll be though?

Last time they made us think we'd get a new GM, they pulled a bait and switch. But that was sort of a last-minute thing, anyhow, and this time it sounds like its for real.

Probably gonna be Coach.

LordKooler's TNA iMPACT! review
1.Jeff Jarrett segment
Jeff Jarrett gets a mic and says that he's been a victim of TNA since the beginning. He says that the polygraph test was bogus and that he's been a victim of TNA's poor management and the fans. He promises to end Samoa Joe's winning streak at No Surrender and run Sting out of TNA at Bound for Glory. Then Samoa Joe comes out and attacks Jarrett but Jarrett hits him with the guitar. Joe should'ive no-sold that guitar shot. The Fan's revenge lumberjack match at No Surrender is actually a Canadian Lumberjack match. Why am I saying this? Because in the Fan's Revenge and Canadian Lumberjack matches, All of the Lumberjacks are armed with leather straps.
2.Jay Lethal vs Petey Williams
Jay Lethal won at the end after he rolled a bowling ball into Williams' groin while the referee was distracted by Chris Sabin & Sonjay Dutt.
3.Eric Young vs Norman Smiley
After Eric Young won, They showed this promo involving Young looking for Sting.
4.Rhino vs Monty Brown
Christian attacks Rhino during the match. The match ends in a no contest because of that.
5.LAX segment
LAX hold a fiesta celebration with an Uncle Sam mannequin hanging above the ring. Konnan says that the Ultimate X match at No Surrender will see a level of violence TNA has never seen before. Then they start beating on the Uncle Sam mannequin until AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels come out. At the end, LAX hang Styles by the legs and start beating on him.

At 9/21/06 08:54 PM, Inuyasha wrote: If Kurt can get back to normal I believe he'd fit quite nicely in with the UFC guys since his and their styles are very similar. He'd have more challenging opponents that's for sure. I would be a shame if he didn't pass the drug test, he'd more than likely pass the physical with no problem. But yes, he needs to rally his strength.

No, they really don't. Kurt is amateur wrestling and that's it, most of the UFC guys know two or three martial arts, and they are strikers. Not to mention a lot of MMA guys are not great sportsman, it's like the NFL in the 70's when people beat the shit out of each other to be the top guy because there just wasn't millions to be made. Plus, most guys I'm sure would love to cripple Angle to prove they're tougher then the fake pro wrestling guy.

Look, if Angle puts his head down to go for a tackle, most guys could then just break his screwed up neck right then and there with a good strike. It would totally be in Kurt's worst interest to take his damaged body and subject it to that kind of beating, since he couldn't even do worked fighting at this point.

As for the weight gain? It couldn't have happened naturally, no way...that press release is either total bullshit, or it's bullshit mixed with truth that has the nasty undercurrent of Angle having more problems then we were previously aware of.

Scorpio signed with wwe? Sweet, lets just hope he doesn't have to be flash funk again. Given the fact the Booker has been pushing for him, maybe he will end up on SD.

I think Kurt going to UFC is a bad idea. Those guys will have absolutly no mercy towads him and he could futher hurt himself.

So this has nuffin to do with Flash's then?

At 9/22/06 09:12 AM, The-Great-Saint wrote: So this has nuffin to do with Flash's then?

Does it look like it?

boogyman beetter get back here to fuck sharmell agian

If God is willing, The Cw in my area will not get any contracts to show stupid baseball games.

Man, do I have a big catch-up post......I had to 'condense' some of the quotes - which I don't normally do. Sorry, but I'll have to double-post (or triple, depending on whether or not any more posts come in between now & 'Blah-Blah-Blah' time).

Man, only 13 characters left...

At 9/19/06 07:55 PM, The-Great-Saint wrote: isnt he rikishi's brother?

I think I heard something like that.....

At 9/20/06 06:41 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:

At 9/19/06 06:13 PM, The-Great-Saint wrote: I STILL WANNA JOIN.....by the way why do i have to post this agen lol?

The-Great-Saint you are # 225. Welcome to the club! As for why you needed to post again, it's due to the fact that many people come in and say they want to join, and then never show up again.

It happens constantly at the Sonic Crew; it horribly pisses the other members (esp. the mods & vets) off - that and bad grammar.

At 9/20/06 01:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Maybe Kurt Angle isn't going to TNA...

In a surprising move given his health issues (but perhaps not so surprising, given his past drive athletically), former WWE champion Kurt Angle is preparing and gearing up to compete in the world of Mixed Martial Arts, according to a number of sources.

Maybe if one of the other competitors breaks all of his bones, he'll get the point: STOP OVERDOING IT!!!!!

At 9/20/06 05:20 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I'm The Boogeyman and I'm coming.... to the unemployment line..

From WWE.com:

WWE has come to terms on the release of Boogeyman (Marty Wright) as of today 9/20/06. We wish Marty the best in all future endeavors.

Aw, fuck - and I was looking forward to his CW debut tonight.........fuck.

At 9/20/06 08:44 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Report Card for ECW on Sci-fi 9/19

Kevin Thorne w/Ariel over Balls Mahoney w/Francine via pinfall:...........

You forgot to add that Ariel is dirty hot...........

EDIT: Never mind; there it is. I was wondering WtF was up......

Also, it was great that Paul Heyman was then trying to make the sales pitch to Book about coming to ECW before RVD interrupted. It's absolutely the right idea that if an on air authority figure gets a guy from another brand to come to his show that he should absolutely be trying to recruit that person, especially someone like King Booker who is a world champion.

Good; keep him over there, Heyman.

King Booker w/Queen Sharmell over RVD via pinfall: Book and RVD had a solid competitive bout, which is absolutely what I expected. Van Dam got in all his signature stuff, and proved that he really works best under conditions where he can freely incorporate plunder into his move set, Book is always good in the ring. The Holly finish was predictable, but absolutely the right call, the champ is not going to do a job he can't get back (nor should he) and Holly and Van Dam still have an issue to push. My only complaint was that with Holly taking so long about nailing the Alabama Slam, he looked sort of dopey in dropping RVD so close to a chair without actually landing him on it, wouldn't he want maximum damage on his hated enemy? Oh well, can't neccessarily bitch about them trying to work safe, unless you really don't care about the workers that is.

Aw, crap; I was hoping RVD would kick his sorry royal ass.........wishful thinking........

Thanks for reading as always, this report card brought to you by Professor aviewaskewed, Professor of Extreme Studies. This report card delivered in the name of the Funker, The Sabu, and the Holy Heyman.

Quoted for 'Extreme' pwnage. If you don't already, put that at the end of all of your new ECW reviews.

At 9/21/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Great news, folks. The Boogeyman was realeased by the WWE, no more worm eating freaks. W00t!!!!

Shut up.

At 9/21/06 06:00 PM, The-DuDe-of-DuDes wrote: what stress? u guys think U WORK WITH WWE U DONT!!!!!! Y THE HELL DONT GET THAT U GUYS DONT KNOW EVERYTHING ADMIT IT OK???????????????? Y DONT U ACCEPT IT U MOTHERF*CKING KNOW IT ALLS and stop double-posting peptami or watever your bad name is

You ARE the WEAKEST LINK! Goodbye.

At 9/21/06 06:21 PM, pepeatumi wrote: The WWE has signed another wrestling veteran... and I love this signing.

World Wrestling Entertainment has signed former ECW, WCW, and WWF star 2 Cold Scorpio to a three year deal, PWInsider.com has confirmed.

The former ECW World Television and Tag Team champion had a tryout match a few weeks back in a dark match against Rene Dupree. King Booker had been pushing for Scorpio to be picked up by the company. There's no word yet as to what brand Scorpio will be assigned to yet.

As if Booker T wasn't already a great talent, like the report says he was the one who pushed to sign Scorpio... So without further ado... All Hail King Booker!!

I can't believe that I'm about to say this - ALL HAIL K.........KING B-B-B-BOOKER!

I feel so fricking dirty right now.......... However, it sounds like King Booker has actually done something right. I've never actually seen 2 Cold Scorpio before, but from what I've read in previous posts w/ links to previous ECW matches, it's obvious he was definitely a big name - his name seemed to come up in most of them.

At 9/21/06 06:32 PM, The-DuDe-of-DuDes wrote: queen booger an king sharmell r a royal pain in the ass. sorry about b4 i snapped i wasn't having a good day and i was stressed

Been there; it reminds me of that time back in my noobier days when I tried to start that one club........I had been really pissed, and maybe I had scared everyone away from it....... :P Like I said, my noob days.

Heh, heh....King Booger...lol.

At 9/21/06 07:02 PM, The-Great-Saint wrote: So wat is this club for??? lol
if u dnt mind me asking?

Don't be a dumbass.

At 9/21/06 07:37 PM, Champigne wrote: I don't know whats a wwe?

Roffle.

At 9/21/06 08:13 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: There's definitely been discussions between Kurt Angle and UFC I'm hearing. The concern about him passing a physical and a drug test so he can compete. On the off chance anyone close to Kurt Angle is reading this, please talk to him, stop him, something. Kurt is hurting, please make him stop doing anything until he is healthy and ready to go, I don't want to see him crippled or worse.

Kurt, for the love of monkeys, STOP THE MADNESS!

At 9/21/06 08:22 PM, cheesemarshmellow05 wrote: wwe's ok but some of the matches are too boring.

If Paul Heyman were to buy out Vince, we wouldn't have that problem......

2 Cold Scorpio? Never Heard Of Him, So Don't Care.

Call Me when someone picks up New Jack.

I can't wait to see Smackdown on WB, but does anyone know what time it starts at? Also is it true that there is going to be a new opening to it tonight?

At 9/22/06 05:19 PM, MegaGold wrote: I can't wait to see Smackdown on WB, but does anyone know what time it starts at? Also is it true that there is going to be a new opening to it tonight?

8:00 (Same as Always), It's not "Wb" anymore, It's CW and Damned if I know...

SD was quite good this week. I enjoyed most of the matches and they did a good job to premere on the CW network. You know despite the fact that it was teh same channel and same time and everything. but whatever. I think my favorite on the show still goes to Matt and Helms. They are putting on a hell of a program.

At 9/21/06 10:16 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I'm watching USA and there was a commercial for RAW saying that Vince MCmahon is "out indefinitely" it also said not to miss the first 10 minutes of RAW, which probably means that somethng's gonna happen at the start of RAW... Maybe Raw will finally get a new GM.

Maybe they listened to tna saying stuff about the boss shouldnt be on the television eveery 5 minutes plus dX needs a new heel group to feud.

At 9/22/06 06:42 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: Scorpio signed with wwe? Sweet, lets just hope he doesn't have to be flash funk again. Given the fact the Booker has been pushing for him, maybe he will end up on SD.

I dont remember flash funk, I dont want to but I am sure he will be a top mid-carder on ecw when he redebuts

I think Kurt going to UFC is a bad idea. Those guys will have absolutly no mercy towads him and he could futher hurt himself.

Oh god Kurt please dont join any MMA, UFC, Pride or etc promotions

At 9/22/06 02:20 PM, redface wrote: If God is willing, The Cw in my area will not get any contracts to show stupid baseball games.

Yeah it doesnt look like my CW is getting any basketball or baseball shows, because its in nothern michigan not Detriot.

At 9/22/06 10:02 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: SD was quite good this week. I enjoyed most of the matches and they did a good job to premere on the CW network. You know despite the fact that it was teh same channel and same time and everything. but whatever. I think my favorite on the show still goes to Matt and Helms. They are putting on a hell of a program.

The opening animation with the basketball huge 4 way tv and scoreboard thing looked ok but I dont know ifs really good for SD. And the CW is WB and UPN, I think mostly WB but they got SD and topmodel from UPN and other shows. Defineately Hardy and Helms had a good bout. Well next week I hhope cena lose the match for the powerhouses, Lashely reminders me of the new lesnar or goldberg, I wouldnt be surpise if he used F5 or jackhammer.

Akio err Jimmy John Wang YeeHAW returns to smackdown, how long will he last and go to velocity. He better get a push.

At 9/22/06 04:56 PM, redface wrote: Call Me when someone picks up New Jack.

Don't hold your breath on that. It's almost a lock that almost no one ever will.

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the wb? i think u mean cw and slapdamonkey i already apologized DUDE FUCKING CALM DOWN OK FUCKTHEMONKEY?

excuse me? who the hell do u think u are? u aren't an admin. u aren't a mod. im just saying what u guys r so u should just FUCKIN LEAVE OK D-LUX edition and we dont need a recap we watched it yesterday u bastard. (that spelling of d-lucks edition is copywright of Dante. any unauthorized use is strictly prohibited and punishable by law)

So TNA's plan to compete with the WWE is to use wrestlers that no one really wants to see...

Its being reported that at this Monday's Impact tapings, we're going to see Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and.... wait for it... Lex (Your shirts are too tight, Billy) Luger...

This makes perfect sense, because nobody wants to see people like Samoa Joe and Rhyno get pushed, not when you can push someone as great as Luger... That was sarcsm by the way.

At 9/23/06 10:30 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:
It sounds believeable to me. I know anyone could have written it, but it just sounds like the sort of thing WWE would do.

Its true.. Pretty much every wrestling website had the same reasons for why the Boogeyman was released, but its not like if a great wrestler was lost, so its not that big of a deal... in my opinion anyways.

At 9/23/06 09:56 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Its being reported that at this Monday's Impact tapings, we're going to see Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and.... wait for it... Lex (Your shirts are too tight, Billy) Luger...

They are bringing those guys back? Why? Their name value has gone, and Lex is way way past his prime (not that that ever stopped some of these guys.coughHOGANcough)
and really not contribute a whole lot. TNA should be focusing on making stars, not trying to dig some up from the past, especially those that no one cares about.

At 9/23/06 02:58 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 9/22/06 04:56 PM, redface wrote: Call Me when someone picks up New Jack.

Don't hold your breath on that. It's almost a lock that almost no one ever will.

:'(

New Jack is a True Hardcore Legend

At 9/23/06 09:56 AM, pepeatumi wrote: So TNA's plan to compete with the WWE is to use wrestlers that no one really wants to see...

Its being reported that at this Monday's Impact tapings, we're going to see Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and.... wait for it... Lex (Your shirts are too tight, Billy) Luger...

This makes perfect sense, because nobody wants to see people like Samoa Joe and Rhyno get pushed, not when you can push someone as great as Luger... That was sarcsm by the way.

Lex Luger vs Ron Killings in a Tight T-Shirt on a pole match at Bound for Glory. Book it TNA! I'm just being sarcastic about that comment. Who really wants to see those old washed up WCW wrestlers anyway?

BTW, I recently got three wrestling DVDs at Yorkdale today. Phenomenal: The Best of A.J. Styles, Forever Hardcore, and TNA The Best of The Bloodiest Brawls Vol.1. I'm currently watching the Double elimination match for the X Division Championship on the AJ Styles DVD. The match involves Jerry Lynn, Low Ki, AJ Styles, and Psicosis. It's a really great match. Here's what my wrestling dvd collection looks like now,

Hard Knocks: The Chris Benoit Story.
Cheating Death Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story.
The Rise & Fall of ECW.
TNA: The Best of the X Division Vol.1.
TNA: The Best of the Bloodiest Brawls Vol.1.
Forever Hardcore.
Phenomenal: The Best of A.J Styles.

You guys should kick over wrestlecrap. RD and Blade are Torn that Boogeyman got the boot.

I saw that. Funny thing is that they both were so sure he was going to be a wrestlecrap inductee but they ended up liking his gimmick. Oh well.

I really need to get that best of the X division DVD. The high flying style has always been a favorite of mine.

From what I'm hearing, while Justin Credible is still with WWE (I was told he had a personal issue, NOT DRUGS!! Family or something) they basically have written him off as they don't really see anything in him. Apparently there has also been very little communication between the two sides in the last couple of weeks. He is advertised as being on house shows this weekend, it's possible he'll show, and hey, one really good performance and he could be right back in the hunt, but right now that is not the case.

There's also word some new names could appear on the ECW house shows and join the brand this weekend, if any show up, I'll be sure to share them with you.

At 9/23/06 11:37 PM, Outlaw88 wrote: I saw that. Funny thing is that they both were so sure he was going to be a wrestlecrap inductee but they ended up liking his gimmick. Oh well.

They could always just induct his matches and leave his gimmick out of it couldn't they? I think we can all agree his matches were pure wrestlecrap.

At 9/24/06 12:03 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
They could always just induct his matches and leave his gimmick out of it couldn't they? I think we can all agree his matches were pure wrestlecrap.

What the hell are you talking about? How can you forget the Boogryman's classic matches against... uhh. and of course the 5-star mat classic against... huh!.. Yeah, his matches should be inducted to wrestlecrap.

Is it just me or does the Miz never get a reaction from any crowd? I mean Sylvan gets no reaction (except for this week, vut that doesn't count) and he thinks the Miz doesn't get a reaction... Why is he even competing on Smackdown?