ECW On Sci-Fi Report card for 8/22
As I said earlier, I agree with Mike Johnson of PWInsider that I felt this was maybe the best, most balanced episode of ECW on Sci-Fi yet. They continued some programs, created a new one, and continued to push all of the newer talents they want to get over. Let's go to the grades:
Extreme Bikini Contest, Torrie vs. Kelly: I swear to God, this is exactly what I was thinking when I heard this announced "all right! Finally we're gonna see Francine debut! They've been doing this on the house shows for awhile now, so finally we'll see her!" Then Torrie came out...why? I can understand when WWE wants to say "we put RAW or SD! people on the show so that we can draw that audience in" fine, but that dosen't wash here since 1) How much money does Torrie draw really? 2) She was in no way advertised for the show, so to me, it was a situation where they would be much better served to use Francine who is an ECW original, and while not as hot as Torrie, is certainly hot. Plus it feeds the old guard vs. new guard undercurrent of our next bout.
Six Person Tag: This was a fun match, despite Torrie Wilson having no business in it to me. They all three worked hard, but Knox needs to step up here at some point. I have been assured that Knox is actually capable of LOADS more then he's shown on ECW thus far if you actually watch his Deep South work. That being said they had a fun sports entertainment like match (which ECW did these occassionally as well, for those purist bitches that will object to what I just said there), with a Dreamer DDT that just looked fantastic, and hey, Tommy got a win and nothing bad happened to him. Gotta like that. Grade: B+
Big Show/Heyman segment: These aren't neccessarily even worth grading anymore, they are the same segment over and over, but it always works because it continues to remind people Sabu is dangerous, and then he proves it when he actually gets out there. Good stuff, and I'm glad Show is continually not being booked as a chickenshit heel champ, and instead, he's the cocky monster. Grade: A
A lesson from Matt Stryker: This gimmick sucks, this gimmick sucks for the same reason Shane Douglas's gimmick sucked when he was doing this. An annoying snot who thinks he's smarter then you is just a nails on a chalkboard character. It dosen't draw, and makes people just zone out, you hate the guy in the wrong ways. Stryker has charisma though, and good delivery, his ring work needs an improvement, but with house shows and small matches on TV, he should improve. Hopeing he gets a better gimmick soon, because that's all that holds him and this segment back from really clicking for me. Grade: B
Balls vs. Thorne, Extreme Rules: Ariel is dirty hot...have I mentioned that enough yet? Because it's true. I like this pair, I really do. Thorne continues to improve, the gimmick is something new and different. But this match was only average to me. This just felt like "we want to have an Extreme Rules match...so here we go". It dosen't make sense to me to just throw that out there as a stipulation if it dosen't matter, and they really didn't take huge advantage of it here either. Competent, and the work was certainly there, I think it's booking that made me scratch my head a bit here. Grade: B+
Punk vs. Anderson: Solid. I like that they had this be competitive, and that Anderson got to do quite a bit here, including his wicked looking spinebuster. The finish was never in doubt, but I hope that CW managed to show management here that he's a guy that they could do more with. Punk shows great intensity and fire, he wants this and it shows, hope he can keep it up. Grade: A
Hardcore Holly Segment: I...fucking...LOVED this segment! I really did, and as anybody who has been here awhile, and has heard me talk about Holly, I've been very critical of the man, but this segment was great. Paul E. playing the role of the evil manipulator telling Holly that no one wanted him there, that everyone is against him, except Paul was great. Telling Holly to make an impact was also good. Holly is a vet, and he brings a good amount of experience to the ECW brand, his work is also going to be palatable to the ECW faithful, and I doubt the workers are going to care very much about his stiffness. Good way to kick off his ECW stint. Grade: A+
RVD vs. Danny Doring: Squash city. Anybody expecting the ECW old guard who aren't named Sabu, RVD, Dreamer, or Sandman, to be prominently used is dreaming. They're there to legitimize it, and I think it's better for everyone if we just all except that now. That said, Doring and RVD had a good squash, and Holly's interference was really good. The chair shot to Doring looked sick, and Holly turned heel very effectively in the way he laid out and trashed RVD. Even fans who were happy to see him come out turned on him when he nailed arguably ECW's most popular star. Van Dam needs an obstacle as he climbs back into the title picture, Holly is going to be good for that.
Rene Dupree: Good promo, Dupree has charisma, and he's solid in the ring, I think it's time to work him into a television match next week, to see if he can translate the build with a crowd. But I think Dupree is going to be an entertaining mid-card heel. I just hope they lay off the over the top Narcissist like overtones they seemed to want to build into the character.
Show vs. Sabu: These guys had a really good match. Sabu is a damn stud, no doubt, Show has really stepped it up, and I think that put back any juice that was lost through Show's clean victory at SS. Sabu did a great job of looking insane and proving that he just wants to hurt Show more then he wants to win the title. Show continues to impress with the way he's willing to bump, sell, and otherwise take punishment from Sabu in the course of this feud. It's a top program for ECW, and in my mind is the best title program WWE has right now on any brand. My hats off to Show for everything he's done for the brand, and for the ECW title, it's easily the second most important title in the company right now. Grade: A
Overall, a Grade A show that was very balanced, and even if a match or a promo wasn't blow away great, it was effective in moving them across, and it was a very good, very fun program to watch. It may not be exactly what I envisioned for a returning ECW, but it certainly makes me happy we have an ECW alive now.