Report Card for the 8/8 edition of ECW on Sci Fi.
Firstly, I like the new opening a lot, it pushes all the main guys, but we need that Super Crazy balcony dive off of the thing. Unless Crazy is going to be brought in, a non-ECW worker shouldn't be on the opening montage. Just my opinion.
Tommy vs. Mike Knox: Good short match with Tommy in control. I like the story they told here, and I enjoyed that Paul E. and his security goons came out to further that storyline, it was also excellent having Sandman ready to make the save. But it was also great to have Paul E. turn it around. This is the kind of booking Paul E. excels at, as any other show probably would have taken way more time to put this together. Grade: A
Sandman vs. Knox and Test handicap match: Not really a match, just a beating continued from our last segment, and while I'm never a giant fan of these stiffs working, the use of them so far has been good, in making them scumbag cheating heels, the fans hate them like noboby's business anyway. Also nice to see Sandman just cane the shit out of those fucks to the delight of this grader, and the crowd. Good stuff. Props to Test for a nice looking top rope elbow. Grade: A
Sabu segment: WWE does incredible work with their video packages, and they do a great job recapping the story so far here, the actual bits of Sabu talking weren't very inspired, I think Sabu is capable of better (hell, I've got a friend that used to work for the Samoans who assures me Sabu is a really funny and personable guy) on the stick, so I think WWE either needs to tap that and let him show it, or just stick to the idea of Sabu being silent but deadly. Grade: B
Balls segment: Nice little bits that I always applaud, if a guy isn't going to work, but still be pushed, give him a quick segment. Grade: A
Kevin Thorne vs. Al Snow: Ariel is dirty fucking hot, have I mentioned that before? Oh the things I'd do to her...um, I'm sorry, there's a match to comment on here isn't there? Kevin Thorne impresses me quite frankly, he's shown some good moves here, and working with a great opponent like Al can only help him out. He's still showing some limitations, and more reliance on punch/kick then I'd like, but I kind of dig the character, but I think they need to cut back on the interactions with Ariel. Props also to them for making it a bit more clear he isn't an actual vampire this week. Grade: B
Angle segment: Another spectacular video package. WWE has done a great job of late at making ECW main events look important. Angle as ever shows why he is one of the great overall performers in this business, and why Im so proud to call him a part of the ECW legacy with a very good hype promo. Grade: A
Rene Dupree promo: I think Rene is a good addition despite what the rest of you may think. Welcome to Rene. Grade: C
Big Show promo: Big Show is a very good heel champion. He said all the right things to get the blood boiling of the ECW faithful pissed off with his opening statements. I also like how Big Show allowed the fans to get to him here. Great stuff. Grade: A
CM Punk Promo: This kid is money, and they have promoted him as such. I can't remember the last time WWE introduced somebody so well. Guess that's what happens when you get a talented and experienced worker, and a good booker who knows what to do with him. Grade: A
Sabu vs. Kurt Angle, winner faces Big Show for the ECW title at SummerSlam: We all expected these two to blow us away...we expected something that could be a match of the year candidate. Folks I'm here to tell you...they gave it to us in spades. Both men displayed their best skills, with nary a weapon in sight. I'm really enjoying what seems like almost a plan to showcase how the ECW roster can fight without need of weapons. I also liked how Joey asked Tazz's opinion on both men, since he's wrestled them both, those little touchs are what makes commentary enjoyable to have in a match. Some people are not gonna like that finish. It was nice to see Van Dam back, and a great holy shit moment. then WTF? Why, why did RVD do it? Does this make Kurt Angle the number 1 contender? Oh, and that Van Daminator missed by a frickin mile. I thought this was a great way to introduce RVD back, and it intrigues me for next week. Grade: A +
Overall Grade: A
Thoughts and overall status: Just a fantastic show I felt tonight, ECW is really hitting it's stride now, and I think they're learning how to maximize the effectiveness of that hour, RVD back in the saddle again is also a huge plus for the brand as well. I think they did a great great job this week, and they had a good crowd that really was into what they were watching, and more signs here then at the usual combined tapings. It's great to see the show doing this good, and repaying the faith I've put into it as an ECW fan. It was great to hear Paul E. is getting more influence, and Tommy is a full-time performer again for us with no distractions.
All thoughts and comments are welcome. This has been your ECW Report Card. Delivered in the name of The Funker, The Sabu, and the Holy Heyman (the ECW trinity thing I just made up the other day, let's see if it catches on).