WWE is sucking major ass right now. The only reason they arent broke yet is because TNA hasnt hit the mainstream and became a real threat to them. But, TNA is a competitor. It will own WWE's ass if Vince doesnt realize that Cena is a dumb fuck who cant wrestle.
Now, I believe I may have confused some people with my predictions yesterday. So, since somebody thankfully cleared that confusion, I'll post my final predictions for New Year's Revolution.
Jerry "the King" Lawler vs. Gregory Helms- Jerry "the King" Lawler. Obviously, Helms is sucking major ass in his matches. He sucked just as bad as when he was the Hurricane. And now he wants to pick a fight with a legend who stopped wrestling years ago? Sheesh! Anyways, moving on...
Ric Flair vs. Edge w/ Lita (IC title match)- Edge. Since Flair is in deep shit right now, it's obvious they have to let him go for now. Besides, Edge could remake WWE history at WM22 if he not only wins the IC belt, but also wins the WWE championship.
Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James (Women's Title match)- Trish Stratus. She's a babe. I wonder why she hasnt been in Playboy yet? Hell, far as I know, Torrie Wilson might have broken the Playboy curse. She came back. But, not to get off subject. Trish should obviously hold on to the title for a little longer. Say, until June, perhaps?
Bra and Panties Gauntlet match
Victoria vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle vs. Ashley vs. Maria
As I said before, I could give a fuck less about this match. Course, I wouldnt mind watching it for the hell of it. (the replays, of course. I wont be there for it when it happens live. I will, instead, be in an intensive care unit after my surgery not knowing what the fuck is going on.) Moving on, lots to talk about...
Big Show vs. Triple H- Big Show. Obviously it seems that Triple H has given himself a bigger handicap than he started out with. Then again, I could be wrong. But, I'm sticking to the fact that Big Show will womp Triple H 's little ass.
Elimination Chamber match (for the WWE championship)
John Cena vs. HBK vs. Carlito vs. Chris Masters vs. Kane vs. Kurt Angle
Yup, this is gonna be a hell of a fight, that's if Cena doesnt activate his wigger powers and "beats" all their asses.( Course, like I said earlier, I wont be seeing the actual event live. I will have to watch a replay from a hospital bed due to a surgery on my spine.) Not to get off topic again, I hope that either Carlito, Masters, or Angle wins. Maybe HBK, i dunno. But, ANYONE BUT CENA! (I swear, if he wins, I'll walk my cripple ass from that hospital bed and beat the fuck outta him for winning. But, I know I'll never be able to do that. *sigh*)
Well, before I go, I would like to say something I forgot to say yesterday. That Shelton Benjamin segment with his "mama" was horrible. I hope that ends quickly. Hence, another reason why (if I can get the ok from my doctors in the near future) if I go into the pro wrestling business, I'd go to TNA. I'd love to stay and talk, but I got other things to do. Chat with ya's later.