If Smackdown is smart, they'll take Hardy in.
OK, No Mercy results.
LOD and Christy Hemme defeated MNM.
To nobody's great surprise, Bobby Lashley defeated Simon Dean.
And still to nobody's great surprise, Ken Kennedy defeated Hardcore Holly. Who's gonna end this guy's winning streak? That'll be an exciting moment when it happens.
JBL, much to the dismay of every good fan, defeated Rey Mysterio, getting away with all of his anti-Mexican talk. JBL needs another good ass whoopin' to straighten himself out.
Much to my surprise, the Ortons actually defeated the Undertaker in his very own Casket Match. But when they opened the casket, the Undertaker was not found inside. TO BE CONTINUED...
Juventud defeated Nunzio, and is now the new Cruiserweight Champion of the Universe! Too bad the Cruiserweight division has been damned to Velocity, eh?
Batista successfully defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Eddie Guerrero. To compensate for the victory, Batista hosted a birthday celebration for Eddie. Much to my surprise, RAW did not show up for No Mercy.
Or at least the "Inside No Mercy" whatevery thingy didn't say they did.